22. Get it right.
Before I got married I didn’t even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) June 10, 2015
23. Thou shalt not do…a lot.
I don’t understand how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and my wife can have 152 just for our house.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) September 21, 2014
24. Clip this one out.
If my wife ever hired a private detective to follow me, it would be to get pictures of me not using the coupons I said I used.
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) May 7, 2016
