But we never mean any harm.
Even if we don’t fall over, we still find random bruises on ourselves.
…Without any idea when they happened.
We won’t wear white (unless you want us to).
…Because there’s too much evidence of spills that way.
If we put a pen in a pocket, it explodes.
Our clothes get caught on doorknobs.
If we turn around while we’re walking, we will hit into a lamp-post.