To be frank, ladies… we don’t always know what the f*ck it is we’re doing. We’re thinking hard about it, though. I can assure you that.
If you think you like a guy who doesn’t come off as the typical ladie’s man, this might be what’s running through his mind.
- Does she like her hair brushed back over her ear?
- Is that a good way to let her know I’m going in for a kiss?
- I should have wore more loose fitting pants.
- She smiled and looked down… she smiled and looked down!
- That’s the second time she touched my arm. I should touch her back when she says something funny…
- Her skin looks fu*king radiant right now. I should have shaved.
- Is she going to hate that my face is prickly when we makeout?
- She yawned. She’s bored…
- Or maybe she’s just tired.
- Is she playing hard to get right now?
- Because I’m not exactly the type of guy who’s into chasing.
- She just scooched in closer on the couch. She want’s me to make the move.
- But now she can probably feel my heart beating out of my chest. This is embarrassing.
- F*ck it.
- We’re in a bar. Is she into PDA? Maybe I should wait till we go outside for some air.
- Yeah, once she presses her back to the wall and looks me in the eyes… that’s the moment.
- Or is it?…
- Maybe I should just wait till I ask her to get out of here.
- Ask her to get out of here? Could I be more cliche?
- Definitely best to kiss her when we get back to my place.
- No, the cab ride there.
- But let’s not go overboard, buddy.
- Okay we’ve made it to my house. Sh*t, I knew I should have cleaned the fu*king house.
- Oh, well. What’s done is done.
- I don’t even care anymore. The next time she looks at me, I’m going to grab her by the back of her neck and kiss her.
- Or maybe I should palm her back and move her in close.
- Just don’t look at the dishes in my sink. I’m a terrible person.
- Girls like aggressive, right?
- But not too aggressive…
- Okay, that was awkward as f*ck, but I don’t even care. I’m gonna kiss her RIGHT NOW.
