Bartenders, they're the unsung heroes of every night out. They deal with a lot of drunk people and even drunker crowds. They deal with getting stiffed on tips, and still have to put a smile on their face. They have late nights and early morning, for people who don’t even appreciate what they do. They have a profession, some don’t respect. But in reality, the only reason you are having a good night at all, is because of them.
To every bar tender I’ve ever had…I thank you. I appreciate you. And even in my drunkest states, I do remember you.
- Thanks for not judging me, to my face….
- Even though I was so drunk, I probably didn’t notice of you did.
- Thanks for listening to my drunk confessions…
- And probably only repeating it to your girlfriend or boyfriend.
- Thanks for coming to me first…
- Even when the bar is crowded.
- Thanks for making my drink perfect…
- And watering it down, when I had too much.
- Thanks for the free drink…
- When I could have paid.
- Thanks for telling off that creep…
- Who continued to hit on me.
- Thanks for breaking up that fight…
- And risking getting punched yourself.
- I know it’s your job to be nice…
- But I really do enjoy our encounters.
- Thanks for not kicking me out…
- That time I tripped over my two feet.
- Thanks for not charging me more….
- When I probably wouldn’t have noticed anyway.
- Thanks for cutting me off…
- Even though I probably put up a fight.
- Thanks for giving me water…
- Even though I probably didn’t want it.
- Thanks for calling a cab for me…
- To ensure I got home safe.
- Thanks for not thinking I’m an alcoholic…
- Even if my friends and I walk the thin line of alcoholism.
- Thanks for being a stand up guy or girl…
- It’ll reflect in your next tip.
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