Some people think that being single=you suck at dating and fail at relationships. But as long as you know your worth, you’re killing it:
- You know that if someone can’t handle your sass, they don’t deserve your a*s. Truth.
- You have a sixth sense for the early relationship red flags that it won’t work in the long run. The first date who asks ‘are your t*ts real?’
- You’ve finally found the right words to express your feelings early on in a relationship without coming off too strong. “I hate you.”=I adore you.
- When your date says they don’t have enough to pay for their food or drinks, you’ve got enough in your account to cover it.
- …you might not bring them home but you bring home the bacon.
- After being stood up, you feel instant relief rather than disappointment…
- …No one good gets away, is your mantra.
- After a misfire, you go straight back to the drawing board of your love life.
- …which basically means multitasking on your facebook and Netflix account while snapchatting with your BFF. Sometimes blanket is your BAE.
- After a long string of bad dates, you don’t get bitter, you just get better at choosing people more worthy your time.
- You’ve picked yourself up after heartache at least once.
- Now you know your personal dealbreakers in relationships.
- You’re no longer afraid to lose someone who doesn’t feel lucky to be with you.
- Despite past struggles, you haven’t written off dating and romance forever because what the hell why not. You=ETERNAL OPTIMIST.
- One day, you might make a beautiful spinster.
- You’ll believe in the unicorn partner the moment you recognize them in front of you.
- Maybe your love life isn’t “successful” in the conventional sense of a relationship right now.
- But you know a lot more about communication and compatibility than you did as a teenager.
- And your dating stories at brunch are unforgettable. Yup, he wanted a threesome..with another guy.
- You approach your love life with a wiser attitude than you did a year ago.
- On any given day you could turn a walk-of-shame into a got-laid-parade. The only real shame is that the best outfit in my closet so rarely sees natural sunlight.
- But you’re perfectly satisfied with going home alone when something doesn’t feel right with someone.
- After a date your BFF is already commiserating or celebrating with you over text, so your support net is on point.
- …you’re single as f*ck by choice, not obligation.
- You’re not picky, you just know when you know.
- You let yourself feel all the butterflies in your stomach before a first date…
- …but you’re in no rush to enter into a relationship for any other reason than sparks flying when they smile at you.
- You constantly question what you want from a date or a relationship…
- …what it really feels like to fall in love.
- It feels like you’re getting closer to finding it.
- But you’re getting better at happiness on your own in the process.
- Regardless of your relationship status or how long it’s been since you went on a date, your sense of self-worth is unshakeable.
