For you ladies, there is something so exceptionally special about your best gay guy friend.
He’s your wingman, your love therapist, your spa partner, your husband, and your main squeeze; your toughest critic, and your biggest fan.
- You two have sat and scrolled through outrageous messages on Grindr…
- Some of which were written by him.
- And he has no shame.
- He’s your handsome, default wedding date when you’re single.
- And even sometimes when you’re not.
- He’s the only guy who is allowed to call you ‘bitch’.
- You’re still fighting over the sequins top he stole 2 years ago.
- Even though he’s basically already won.
- You have played the game gay or straight at a bar.
- And competed over who gets to hit on the guy first.
- He’s the only person you’ll bring shopping with you…
- Because if you look like a Shamu, he will definitely tell you.
- When he starts dating someone, you get upset and call him a “cheater.”
- And vice versa.
- He understands and shares your love affair with James Franco.
- And Johnny Depp.
- And Channing Tatum.
- And Robert Pattinson.
- He is the only guy you know who understands the extreme importance of getting home in time to watch the Red Carpet After Show.
- And will cancel all other plans to sit on the phone and gossip with you.
- He has gotten his nails done with you.
- And his hair.
- And a wax.
- He taught you how to twerk.
- He has seen you naked.
- Walked in on you having sex.
- And has cried over a boy with you.
- You two have mastered the art of platonic spooning.
- And he’s the only person who can translate your text messages from Drunk to English.
- He’ll bring you chocolate when you’re on your period.
- And drink Cosmos in bed with you.
- He will never, ever break your heart.