It starts out like any other ordinary day. You’re mindlessly scrolling through your Instagram or Facebook when you see a picture of your ex. And he’s with a girl. A girl you don’t know or recognize.
The caption is something cheesy and gross about how much they love each other or something.
So, naturally, you go to stalk her, and you realize that your ex has found someone new…
- WHAT.
- Wait. WHAT.
- NO.
- F*CKING.
- WAY.
- He’s dating her now?!
- Screenshots and sends to friends
- Who is this girl?
- What is up with her name?
- She’s actually a gremlin.
- Thank God my friends think I’m way better.
- TY Friends, TY.
- What in the world is he thinking…?
- He definitely downgraded.
- Like, I mean, she’s ok, but I’m definitely better.
- Is this the first picture he’s posted of her?
- I’m gonna go stalk her.
- WHY IS EVERYTHING ON PRIVATE?!
- Like what is she trying to hide?
- Does she grow a hunchback or something at midnight?
- Do I know anyone who knows her?
- Oh THEY would be friends…
- Well, on the plus side, he’s let him self go a little bit.
- He definitely peaked when he was with me.
- Glad I got out when I did.
- My new bae is sooo much better.
- Like, damn, I did good.
- But should I friend her…
- Would it be too obvious?
- No. I’ll just unfriend him.
- Ok, that’s aggressive.
- And let’s be real, I’ll still want to stalk them on occasion.
- Like when I want to feel better about myself.
- So maybe I’m a little crazy…
- Oh well.
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