This is a painstakingly long process. I can’t focus on my eyeliner with your arms around my waist like that.
Ok screw going out, we’re doing this now.
Oh god no. Please brush your teeth before you kiss me like that.
And wash your hands while you’re at it.
Phew, not bad. But I’ve had better. You’ve done better, you getting lazy or something?
Can you not cuddle me right now? Again, good effort, but I’m tired.
Okay woah, that’s a lot of texts all at once babe.
Calm yourself.
Stop asking me what I’m doing all the time.
Yes, I know I’m literally the best girlfriend you’ve ever had.
