Why don’t boyfriend know how to read minds?
Can you just scratch my back and tell me I’m pretty?
A foot rub would be nice, too.
Wait can you buy me food?
No, I don’t know what I want!! You’re supposed to know.
I want something, but don’t get the wrong thing.
Ugh, you brought back the wrong thing. And now I have to be thankful since you went out of your way to buy my food. The food I don’t want.
Okay, can we not be all PDA in public? Even I’m grossed out by us.
Your guy friends are actually really annoying.
