3. Sex gets you in shape.
That’s right sex counts as exercise. Practice well and practice often. It burns calories and gets your heart rate pumping. Not to mention the more you have, the better you get at it, and who doesn’t want to be a sex god?
4. Sometimes all you want to do is run your mouth over someone else’s body and that’s okay.
There’s nothing wrong or evil about sex. Sex is magical when people willing put their bodies into all sorts of weird shapes, like intertwined human pretzels. It’s just two people throwing down, and exploring each others’ bodies.
