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8 Signs He Literally Loves You Like Kanye Loves Kanye

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Ahh yes, Kanye and Kanye, the Romeo and Juliet of our time — a true love at first sight saga that’ll inspire artists for generations to come. If he loves you as much as Kanye loves Kanye, then you’re one lucky person. 

1. Giving you a nickname – that plays off his name.

If his name was peanut butter, then he would 100% nickname you jelly. He loves you enough to spend hours thinking about a name for you. Just as long as it complements his perfectly because nothing goes as well with him as he does. 

2. Having a picture of himself framed next to the bed turns him on.

You go to bed and have sex, you wake up and have sex, and there’s always the sex sprinkled in throughout the day, but you always have to remember to have his framed picture somewhere within sight. 

You get him in the mood, but good sex becomes perfect sex when he gets inspiration from staring deeply into his own eyes.

3. He wants to have kids with you — because how cool would little mini him’s be?

He can see them now, 3 to 4 little kids all running around the house with his light curls and his devious smile. It’s like the best daydream he has all day. He knows how lucky you must feel to have been picked to carry his spawn. 

4. He’ll write you auto-tune music.

Screw acoustic romance songs strung on the guitar. High pitched metallic shrieking is the new sound of love. Kanye knows it, and so does your boy. Can’t you hear his pitch perfect crooning now?

5. Tweeting about how amazing you are – as a couple, that is.

Kanye loves tweeting about Kanye, so if your man really loves you, except some pretty over the top indulgent tweets about just how amazing you are (together, that is). 

6. Designing a pair of shoes and naming them after you. 

No these aren’t going to be the next set of Yeezy’s, he’ll name them BAEzzy’s. Fashion world look out, your next avant-garde couture and overpriced sneakers are coming for you. 

7.  Letting someone else finish what they’re saying, just to tell ’em that you’re the best girlfriend of all time. 

And by letting ‘em finish, we really mean that he’s going to interrupt them immediately to go into a monologue about how you’re actually the best girlfriend of the year and that you deserve whatever award is being thrown around. 

He’ll cut off a whole auditorium of people, that’s how much he loves you. 

8. He rarely smiles…but the only time he will is when he’s with you.

But it’s only for 2 seconds max because how embarrassed would he be if anyone saw any hint of joy spread across his face. 


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