2. Potty Time
Alright, I know in mom world once we get to a destination we pee.
Like literally, as a woman, this happens regardless of being a mother or not.
However, do not suggest to your grown ass husband he should see if he needs to use the restroom.
Men have full control over their bladders and being reminded of when to use them is a definite mood killer.
3. Food for Thought
If, you or your husband get the steak don’t ask if he needs it cut into bites for him. He isn’t your toddler.
He might look at you and say, “You need another glass of wine honey.”
Also, don’t ever suggest to take the left-overs, as a snack. You are not in pre-k. Grown up’s don’t need snacks after dinner.
They need alcohol, kid free cuddle time, and lots of sex.
4. Being the third person
When you are talking to your significant other don’t speak in the third person.
“Well, mommy is having such a great time.” No, the kids aren’t here.
You don’t have to speak in this double adult language that people seem to come up with around children when we are really trying to have an adult conversation in front of their kids.
