5. Let them be
Don’t spend your whole night checking on the kids. These are your moments without them.
Enjoy it time will go by too quickly. You probably won’t be able to do this again for another month or two.
You know tomorrow you won’t even be able to pee by yourself.
6. This isn’t a damn musical
To motivate a toddler to do anything you need to sing. Everything they do has a damn song in it. It’s cute and annoying at the same time.
You don’t need to sing to a man to get his clothes off. Just take your’s off instead. Don’t sing about every movement you make either. Just stay quite.
7. Food isn’t clothing
When you are at home with your kids, chances are you will always be wearing some type of food item on you.
Where it is that’s the question and have other people noticed this food item has been there hanging on you like another appendage before you have tried to take it off?
So, the moral of this here is take a shower and just go ahead and wash everything twice.
Those little monsters will try and touch you with sticky hands and think it’s hilarious.
