Mom-isms And Dating

Ladies, it’s that time of day, it’s time to get ready for date night.

It is a magical time where there is typically alcohol, you get to put on something other than sweatpants and you might get to shower for more than five minutes.

This doesn’t happen often. You most definitely might even get lucky.

So, my fellow sisters in motherhood try not to fuck it up. There are at least nine different things that will kill date night and possibly not get your man’s zipper down.

Let me help you avoid being caught up in the momism of the day.

 

1. The radio

For the love of god, do not and I repeat have the” Kids Radio” station playing while you are on the way to your magical evening of adulthood.

You need to be listening to anything other than Kids Pop. Hell, put on The Weekend on “Earned it”.

Start talking about all the earning he needs to be doing to get lucky in the bedroom/back seat.