How have you been enjoying our time together? We haven’t known each other that long, but we seem to have incredible chemistry. We talk for hours and hours and we “connect on every level,??? no matter how cliché that sounds.
It’s only a matter of time before we delete all our dating apps for good and give ourselves to each other. And I’m really excited to see where that road leads.
It’s been a long time since I’ve done the idiotic couples activities that make people wanna barf — including me. But you make me wanna do those things without a hint of irony (OK, except maybe sitting on the same side of the table at restaurants. Sh*t’s just straight-up pukey.).
I’m excited to spend Christmas with you. I’m excited to go to the city and watch them light the tree. I’m excited to hold hands while ice skating. I’m excited to hold hands period.
I listen to myself and I get sick. Seriously.
But I wanna go to concerts with you. And go white water rafting. And go to amusement parks. And be able to tell my parents I’m not gonna be a crazy cat lady.
I wanna share my interests with you. And I wanna explore yours.
I want you to make me a better person. I want you to put things in perspective when I’m being irrational and calm me down when I’m upset.
I want you to finish my sentences and help me reach cups of Ramen off the top shelf and be there for me when I’m lost in despair.
But I do realize this isn’t up to me alone. I only pray you want these things as much as I do.
You’re such an incredible person. I’m constantly in awe of you, and I feel as though you’re completely out of my league. So if I get the honor of one day being able to call you mine, it would be such a blessing.
But I’m also praying I don’t sound creepy as hell right now. I’m not looking to get married tomorrow. Trust me, I’m really, really not. But I think you and I have something special here.
Dear Almost Exclusive Man,
I like you.