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If You’re Going to Be a Perpetual Man-Child, Then I Can’t Love You

I’m not waiting for you to grow up anymore.

It’s crazy to see that in other states there are couples who are twenty-somethings getting married and starting their own family, and here we are at still playing this runaround.

I’ll be honest with you, I don’t get it.

I don’t understand what is so appealing about never wanting to grow up. I don’t know why anyone would want to avoid real life because sooner or later it’s going to hit you.

When it does, you’ll realize that it’s too late- that you’re too late. You’ll have missed your shot and you’ll be stuck living with regret.