“Shiny things don’t always mean they are the real deal” That also goes for Facebook pictures or any other dating app.
We all have been there. 1st dates. Lovely meet and greets with the men of our dreams, that we mostly met online. We impatiently count the days and nights until we are meet for real. And then we experience this:
The guy that looks like 6’0 in his pictures, but that is actually shorter in real life, like really short. Like shorter than you. And who is also an ex-druggie, broke and somewhat homeless. Facebook lied to me.
The guy that looks like a million bucks, but ask to hand him money under the table so he can pretend to be paying for a fancy dinner.
The guy that was under the impression the girl pays on the first date, because you were the one asking him out.
The time you had an embarrassing moment, like spinach between your teeth or toilet paper stuck underneath your shoe.
The storyteller, who has a house in the Hamptons, a yacht and who will take you around the world in 86 days, but never returns your texts after the first night of sex.
The guy who loves to get drunk and watches shitty movies, only for you to carry him home to see him puke and pass out.
The aggressive texter pre-date, that becomes and aggressive kisser on-date, that ends up becoming an obsessive stalker post-date.
The rich guy that is on Adderall, and somehow forgot to mention his girlfriend. Facebook told me.
The guy that likes to “party” and is into threesome’s, and ask you if you are into it too, he can make a call to turn this date into a real party.
The guy that burps and spits, while having dinner and continues do so after.
The guy that asks if you can make out on the first date. Seriously guys, just do it.
The guy that still lives with his parents…with thirty. A hell-to-the-NO!
The guy that acts juvenile, because he can’t handle his liquor.
The guy that is hot but dumb. Always such disappointment. OKCupid lied!
The guy that is great in conversations, but bad in kissing. Also a big disappointment.
The guy that’s an Ex-Alcoholic, and drunk an entire bottle of vodka before he met up with you and now needs to call his sponsor and find twelve steps.
Ladies you are not alone. We all had one or plenty worst 1st dates and don’t be embarrassed to share your 1st date stories below.