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Sex Secrets: 17 People On The Most Awkward Place They’ve Masturbated

Everybody hates admitting it, but everybody masturbates. Some do it in their bed, some in the shower. But sometimes, people get desperate, and horny AF and they just have to do it the most unusual, and most awkward places.

These real people revealed the most awkward places where they’ve masturbated. 

Have you gone this far . . . ?

1. “In my best friend’s bed . . . while she was sleeping.”

2. “Hot tub. Other people were in it . . .”

3. “Church bathroom.”

4. “On the bus. No one else on on it . . . except the driver.”

5. “In my parents’ room.”

6. “At my best friend’s house . . . during a sleepover. Everyone was asleep, I think.”

7. “A port-a-potty. I know, so gross.”

8. “In one of the bedrooms in a house that my family was looking at when we moved. My parents didn’t buy it.”

9. “I had my vibrator with me . . . and no one else was using the dressing rooms at Forever 21. I couldn’t help it, I was desperate AF.”

10. “More, than once, in the car. Once while I was driving. Once when my friend was driving. I was in the back seat, and very discreet.”

11. “On an airplane.  Not in the bathroom or anything, though. Sitting in the middle seat, actually. I used my coat as a blanket and pretended I was asleep.”

12. “Snowed-in at the airport. Everyone at the gate was fast asleep. I had a blanket, and I was horny AF. So yeah, that happened.”

13. “One time I did it in a movie theater. I was sitting in the way back and it was pretty empty….I think everyone knew, though.”

14. “I  masturbate in the bathroom at my office so often now that it doesn’t even feel weird.”

15. “I was visiting a world famous art museum and all the paintings of naked women made me horny. So I jerked off the in the bathroom. Not super proud of it, but it’s a good story.”

16. “In a really gross bathroom stall at a really gross dive bar. I was bored.”

17. “At Barnes & Noble. it was late, and empty, and I was the only person in the fantasy section.”