We get it. You have boy parts. Congratulations. *Slow clap*

Now that it’s been acknowledged and celebrated, can we stop with the nude “Good morning” photo at 8 am with a sun positioned (poorly) over your package?

 

This is apparently the new way to say hello… but why. The amount of virtual sex that happens before a real date is becoming far too common. Don’t get me wrong.

 

Booty calls and no strings attached relationships are completely fine by me but there is an incredibly easy way to make sure that you and the person you’re interested in are on the same page when it comes to the actual kind of relationship or connection they are looking for.

 

Ask them. I know! It seems so simple but, like everything else in life, it becomes masked and misconstrued by lack of communication and prominent gray areas.

 

I also understand that some people simply don’t know what they are looking for and that’s fine as well.

 

But please, don’t test the waters by randomly sending a nude Snapchat at 1:30 in the afternoon on a Tuesday after asking me what I want to do with my degree after graduation.