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To My Ex Who Won’t Leave Me Alone, It’s Time To Move The Fuck On

I tell you that while I’m flattered, our relationship ended for a reason. You’re holding onto hope that I haven’t given you a reason to have.

I broke up with you and I know that’s hard to handle. It sucks to be the person left holding the feelings when the other has moved on to new adventures and new boyfriends. But…

It’s time for you to let go and move the fuck on.