For those who are single, there are few things to look forward to in the month of February. In all honesty, there’s not much going on—with the exception of Valentine’s Day and President’s Week. Unless you’re a huge U.S. history buff, I doubt you’re looking forward to partying down for Abe Lincoln’s birthday. Instead, we’re blinded by nothing but red hearts, pink candies, and tons of lovey-dovey Valentine’s Day love. For single people — it’s a real nightmare.
But, if you’re a lady who’s standing solo dolo this V-Day, you can spice up your evening and your V-J (see what I did there) thanks to one toy company that’s looking to make single ladies extra happy this year. PlusOne, a company that specializes in sex toys, is giving away free bullet vibrators to 250 people who have just gotten dumped right before Valentine’s Day. So, if your heart is aching and you know that you’re going to be alone — why not be alone with a smile on your face, right?
All you need to do is fill out this form explaining how you recently came into the single life — I’m sure that the sappier you are, the better chance you have of being selected to win. As long as you submit your story before February 13th, you will qualify for your own, personal, free, bullet vibrator.
Sounds like a win-win to me.