Twenty Five Thoughts I Had While Watching Bachelor In Paradise

This was the first season of Bachelor In Paradise that I watched. And I must admit that I found it engaging, fun as well as dramatic to say the least. Here are twenty thoughts that I had while watching Bachelor In Paradise for the first time.

1.) Demi is the only one that truly understood the show. The goal of Bachelor In Paradise is to speed date on an island, am I right?

2.) Was Kenny in a boy band? Did he manage one? Is he a boy band? Why are all of these girls fighting for him?

3.) Thomas is a sweetheart. And don’t tell me otherwise!

4.) Kendall had the worst job on this show. I hope they paid her to be a wrecking ball of an ex.

5.) Aaron-isms deserve their own wiki page–

6.) Becca is just the mature sweetheart for a man like Thomas

7.) That said, Becca letting him go on in Paradise is heartbreaking. I mean he wears daisy swim trunks!!!

8.) Natascha gained followers but she had a bad ride on the show. She needs to open up when she becomes the next Bachelorette.

9.) I think Aaron is smarter than we gave him credit for. Chelsea was also kissing Ivan…. so a Tia make out session made sense at prom.

10.) Ed is just adorable. And Mckenna being saved by him on the beach was a real man move.

11.) Abigail also knew how to play the game and had make out roulette with both Thomas and Aaron. Which is how the island works! It is the point of the show.

12.) Tia is so fun! Why can’t guys just fight for her!!?

13.) Is Wells a heavy pour bartender??

14.) Are those bathing suit tops on the girls triangle tops that are upside down? Is that a thing?

15.) Ed was fully broken up with! Mckenna is not into it! Boys, I got dumped!

16.) How does James get those pearly whites so white???

17.) Abigail did not give Noah enough. Men need to know how we feel ladies! Truth!

18.) Do they change the sheets in the boom boom room often? Please tell me that they do!

19.) What is with the producers fixation of the contestants eating food off each other on this show? Food porn?

20.) James is into his bromance with Aaron. He cannot possibly leave with a girl. They left with each other!! Awwww bromance 

21.) Joe and Serena for the win!

22.) Why do the guys from the last two seasons of the Bachelorette tug so much at our heartstrings? They are really sensitive souls.

23.) Where the hell is Greg? Is he on Love Island? Is he on the wrong show?

24.) Riley And Maurissa are the couple that you hope you are friends with so that you can go out with them and double date! I mean she is his Sunday Morning after all… swoon!

25.) Relationships take time. So those who took the time to reconnect after Paradise may still find paradise after all.. Thomas and Becca!

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25 Insane Thoughts Every Single Girl Has While Watching ‘The Bachelor’

Hate it or love it, I bet you know at least 5 of your friends that are obsessed with The Bachelor. While you may think the show is fake, staged, and a bit of a pathetic excuse for entertainment, there are millions of people around the world who tune in every Monday to see who will get that very special, very sweet red rose. And, while some watch it for the drama, and some watch it for the love, and some watch it to be able to discuss what happened with their co-workers the next day. Either way—no matter why you watch—we all know that you have the same damn thoughts when you watch.

1. Monday means one thing: wine, dine, Bachelor-time.

2. I wonder if they’ll actually cast some women who aren’t blonde and tan this season.

3. Wow, this chick’s entrance was so basic. We get it, you like to suck d*ck—pout your lips less.

4. I wonder what my entrance would be if I was going to walk out of a limo.

5. Why does every girl’s dress look like they shopped for the prom while blindfolded?

6. Oh, she’s definitely going to be the “she-devil” this season. I like her.

7. That girl is out on night one. Too “My Little Pony.” NEXT.

8. I hope the first date is on the beach. *TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT! TAKE IT ALL OFF*

9. Chris, my love, get off the camera, I need more tea.

10. When a girl says she “isn’t crazy,” RUN, she’s crazier than crazy.

11. I wonder if they sleep together off-camera.

12. Actually, I wonder how many girls actually sleep with him before the season ends.

13. They definitely all f*ck.

14. I hope they’re using protection.

15. UGH, CRY ME A RIVER, YOU DIDN’T GET A ONE-ON-ONE DATE.

16. Do women prep for this show for months? Why is she so skinny?

17. *Looks in the mirror* I need to lose weight.

18. Do they have someone come in and do their hair and makeup too? Definitely.

19. I wonder how awkward it must be for people from your hometown to see you coming on a Bachelor plane with a guy you’re literally competing for.

20. Why do men still ask fathers for permission to love their daughters? It’s 2019. Stop this.

21. He better not choose Ashley.

22. He better not choose Ashley.

23. You know what, CHOOSE ASHLEY. I NEED THE DRAMA.

24. I’m going to go on this show and literally cause a scene. Go down in history as “THAT girl.”

25. I cannot wait until next week.

This New ‘Bachelor’ Contestant Faking An Australian Accent Is Either Crazy Or Crazy Like A Fox

After the dramatic conclusion to Becca’s love story and a whole whirlwind of nonsense on last summer’s Bachelor In Paradise, the die-hard fans of Bachelor Nation have been eagerly awaiting the reality series’ 23rd season starring former Bachelorette contestant Colton Underwood.

The show will officially premiere on Monday, January 7th, but like always ABC is giving viewers a little taste of what’s to come. Among the handful of new contestants showcased in the preview, is a woman who introduces herself with a fake Australian accent in hopes of standing out. Needless to say, fans are beside themselves.

ICYMI, the latest season of The Bachelor (number 23 to be exact) is starring former contestant Colton Underwood.

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Let’s just say, Colton is not unfamiliar with The Bachelor universe. The self-proclaimed virgin and former athlete appeared as a contestant on Becca’s season of The Bachelorette and had an on-again-off-again relationship with Tia Booth on last summer’s Bachelor In Paradise.

ABC recently released a teaser clip featuring a handful of contestants on the upcoming season. One of whom is a 24-year-old model from Los Angeles named Bri.

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Her bio reads, “A model from Southern California, Bri is much more than just a pretty face. She played soccer for eight years, enjoys hiking and camping, and loves to hit the snowboard slopes. Her biggest dating fear? Farting too loudly.”

When she meets Colton, Bri introduces herself with an Australian accent.

Contestants will pull all kinds of stunts to get a Bachelor’s attention, but faking an accent is definitely one we haven’t seen before.

And Colton is clearly pleased.

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In the next shot, however, Bri admits to the crew that she’s not actually Australian and only said so in hopes of standing out from the other women.

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Wowza.

Needless to say, fans of the show are losing it.

https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/1081200759256031241

And there are lots of questions.

https://twitter.com/CarolineMoss/status/1081203343425527813

But many people are actually rooting for Bri.

I wonder what Chris Harrison has to say about this…

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