Yes, we all love our boyfriends. They’re sweet and cute and fun, but at the end of the day, they’re occasionally hopeless.

Take last Valentine’s day for example, when he got you a decent pair of pearl earrings. But you don’t ever wear earrings, nor has he ever heard you talk about jewelry.

Ugh, babe. You really should have put on more deodorant today.

 

I hate that shirt. You know I hate that shirt. Why must you always wear that stupid shirt.

 

One day when you’re out, I’m going to burn that heinous thing.

 

I appreciate the attempt, but that cologne is not helping the mood.

 

Oh god this necklace is hideous, but I’ll just keep smiling and pretend I like it.

 

But seriously? I didn’t leave all of those tabs open on your computer for nothing.

 

Are you really that oblivious?

 

Why must I spell everything out? My demands are very reasonable.

 

Okay you’re being super cute, but can you not hug me as I’m trying to get ready?