35 Tweets You’ll Appreciate If Your Target Obsession Is Borderline Unhealthy

No matter how crazy your day has been, there’s one thing you can always count on: Target. Target is there for you when nothing else makes sense. Target doesn’t ask questions, it simply exists to spark joy and drain your bank account.

If you have a borderline unhealthy obsession with Target like us, each and every one of these tweets will speak to your soul as you cruise through the dollar section.

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h/t: BuzzFeed, Twitter

21 Feelings All Women Can Agree Are Better Than Sex

Sex is pretty great, no secret there. However, there are some things that come pretty close—if not exceed—how good sex feels. Slipping your bra off through your shirt sleeve at the end of the day, for example, or perhaps just having the bed all to yourself without someone waking you up. These are just a few of the many things that women can agree feel better than getting down and dirty.

1. Freedom from booby prison.

2. A literary climax.

https://twitter.com/hugvvarts/status/932683324362862592

3. An excellent writing utensil.

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4. Coffee, always coffee.

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5. Your own personal workout facility.

https://twitter.com/deniselrojas/status/1116962662821154818

6. Perfect timing.

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7. Returning to a lucid dream.

https://twitter.com/DlANADEE/status/1117217410740903936

8. Solo slumber.

25 Tweets For Anyone Who’s Ever Lied To Herself About Being ‘Done With Him’

Listen it’s hard to be “done with him” when “him” is someone you just aren’t ready to get over.

Your friends are tired of hearing about his many lies. You keep punishing your mom by listing all the horrible things he’s done to you. Even your journal is rolling its inanimate eyes over what a dumb b**ch you’ve become, immediately responding whenever he calls like some sort of masochistic puppy dog.

BUT HEY. LIFE IS SHORT AMIRITE? You’ll stop putting up with the abuse when you’re ready. In the meantime, here are 25 tweets to help you realize you are not alone in this lonely, self-sabotaging boat.

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43 Funny Feminist Tweets That Infuriated All The BroFlakes On Twitter

Much of the world has come around to the notion that women and men deserve to be treated equally.
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23 Funny Wives Who Are Total Relationship Goals

Anyone who says women aren’t funny clearly has been living under a rock. A rock with no funny women under it. Because funny women are everywhere, just like men—they don’t have to be famous comedians to have a sense of humor.

These women, for example, all did or said something extremely funny in order to end up on this list. We stan these women. We admire these women. Maybe one day, we will be these women.

1. The wife who knows cats should be treated like royalty, even if they’re not yours.

2. The secret shopper wife.

3. The woman who’s not afraid to ask for some TLC when she needs it.

4. The wife who is tells like it is.

5. The woman who takes her husband’s phone for all the right reasons.

6. The woman who needs a little drama in her life.

7. The wife who is happy to talk dirty to her husband.

8. And not against a little sexting every now and then.

9. The wife who never passes up a chance to make a “That’s what she said” joke.

10. The woman who saves the important questions for bedtime.

Women Are Sharing Pics Of Weird Stuff In Guys’ Bathrooms And Honestly We’re Confused

I don’t want to stereotype men here. There are lots of men who keep perfectly normal, clean bathrooms, without anything in them that would make a person stop and say “huh?” I think. I think those men exist, but I’m not positive, only because every guy’s bathroom I’ve seen is a huge mess with gross, weird things lurking in every dank-towel covered corner.

Twitter user Jodie Grace posted a picture of something she found under the sink in a dude’s bathroom that defies explanation. Well, I mean, I’m sure there is an explanation for it, but it’s not at all clear upon seeing the item (a hairbrush taped to a plunger). All I know for sure is, that brush is not meant for hair. UGH.

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She included the text, “ladies what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in a boy’s bathroom? allow me to start.”

And many women responded, including pictures of the strange inventions and terrible nightmares that live in dudes’ bathrooms. Like this weird hose.

Or this toilet paper, which, what the?


This has to be the most ridiculous toilet paper holder in existence.


Oh my god, just get a toothbrush holder. Use a mug! Use anything other than actual rotting food!


I guess necessity really is the mother of invention.

Then there’s this skinny guy hanging out in the bathroom, watching people go. Creeper.


What bathroom is complete without a picture of a clown?


This is the biggest cockroach I’ve ever seen.


Hey, at least they have a toilet paper holder. Baby steps.


Everyone loves Jeff Goldblum, but maybe not in the bathroom with you?

When it’s seriously time to do the dishes.

This is not okay.

Again, how much could a toothbrush holder possibly cost?


Okay, not everything in these guys’ bathrooms is awful.

This is the time for clean guys to speak up. Or else women will think that this is how the bathroom of every male they know looks.

H/T BuzzFeed

15 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Reading Twitter This Week

It’s that time of the week again, the time when we pull together all of the most hilarious tweets from the women of Twitter and share them with you.

So, sit back and enjoy some of the funniest jokes made by ladies this week.

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Just 50 Utterly Hilarious And Relatable Tweets About Marriage

When you basically sign a contract that you and another person are going to live together and share your stuff for the rest of your life it’s kind of a big deal. Marriage is no easy task, it obviously has it’s ups and downs but there are way more real-life situations than anything when it comes to marriage. It’s not all romance and kisses, it’s a partnership as much as a relationship. There are hysterical little nuances to a relationship for the long haul and these folks do a great job at sharing some of them.

These hilarious people give an awesome insight into what it’s like to be married by sharing the hilarious things that will make every married person say ‘same’

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19 Boyfriends Who Could Not Have Failed Harder In 2018

No relationship is perfect. Everyone has their ups and downs, but sometimes the downs are very one-sided. For instance, maybe your boyfriend is continuously failing like all of these hilarious guys did in 2018. But hey, at least he’s trying, right?

1. This boyfriend who clearly got his penguins mixed up.

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2. This boyfriend who’s just a little confused about natural light.

@Colleen_Wright

3. This guy trying his best to cut up an avocado.

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4. This boyfriend who attempted to draw on his girlfriend’s eyebrows.

@m4thod2mymadnes

5. This boyfriend who was told to hang up the wet laundry.

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6. This guy who was definitely trying a little too hard.

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7. This boyfriend who was supposed to start a bath for his gf.

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8. A guy who’s way too aggressive with paper towels.

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9. This boyfriend who should probably just throw the “loufa” away.

@btozer

10. This guy who was supposed to bring his girlfriend icecream in a bowl.

@musikat54

The 45 Best Tweets By Women Of 2018

What a year it’s been for women! In 2018, women candidates broke the records for the number of candidates for governor, U.S. House and U.S. Senate—and that was prior to the 2018 midterm elections!

A record-breaking 90 women are expected to make their way to Washington in January 2019. This includes the first female and openly bisexual senator from Arizona (Kyrsten Sinema), the first female senators from South Dakota and Tennessee (Krisi Noem and Marsha Blackburn), and the first Native American and Muslim women to be elected to Congress (Deb Haaland, Sharice Davids, Rashida Tlaib, and Ilhan Omar).

Lest we forget, we also got our youngest-ever woman elected to Congress.

But 2018 was also a watershed year for women on Twitter. Here are 45 of the funniest and best tweets by women this year:

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