There are some women who go the extra mile to look their very best. They take time out of their day to do face-masks, they moisturize, they iron their clothes, they wax their armpits. They are risk-takers – finding new looks and styles online and trying them out themselves. They are patient – spending hours on their hair and makeup before they go out. And, then, there are some women who can’t be bothered with putting on pants. They rarely do their eyeshadow, they forget to shave their legs and if a shirt is wrinkled, well, it doesn’t look “that bad.”
Tag: girl problems
Apparently, We’ve All Been Putting On Our Bras Completely Wrong
If you’re a female, there’s a 100% chance that you’ve worn a bra or two in your life. While we’re all for “free the nipple” and the comfort of not having wires jamming into our chests every day, we pretty much know that on some occasions, we just have to wear a bra. Every morning when we get dressed, most of us are exhausted and snoozing our alarms about 5 times before finally getting out of bed so we’re probably rushing to get ready. If you’re like me, I’m constantly throwing my bra on in .5 seconds. But, apparently, I’ve been doing it wrong for basically – my entire life. Since I started wearing training bras in the 4th grade. My life is a lie. I’m dumbfounded.
It all smacked me in the face when Brittany Packnett on Twitter shared this photo of a tag that came along with her bra – some pretty easy-to-follow instructions. The problem? It’s definitely nothing like the way I put on a bra ever in my entire life.
https://twitter.com/MsPackyetti/status/918570479849496578
According to the company, you’re supposed to have your bra straps on the loosest hook first (which I 100% never do). Then, you pull your girls into the cups and then you tighten the straps – over time. So, I’m supposed to buy a bra that fits me on the loosest straps and hooks from the get-go? Say WUT?!?
How is this even real life? Why has everyone been lying to me? What did I do to deserve this? Why does God love to f*ck with me so early in the morning?
But, I’m not the only one who felt as though they’ve been lied to for – oh, I don’t know – all of my life.
https://twitter.com/MsPackyetti/status/918571039667425280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjuliegerstein%2Fso-it-turns-out-you-may-be-wearing-your-bra-all-wrong
Yes. Yes it has been.
https://twitter.com/MsPackyetti/status/918571323923853312
What kind of bullsh*t?!?
Some people claim they had no idea:
https://twitter.com/simplyjennifer/status/918571175692914689
wait, there are women who can actually hook it in the back with it right side up? What chicanery is this? pic.twitter.com/TKHkHPzPdj
— Jen and her droid, P2-K2tog (@unfettered_muse) October 12, 2017
i came here to find out how people have been putting them on instead. clasping in front and swiveling????? pic.twitter.com/Wq46xpe8JK
— k (@wherescompost) October 12, 2017
Don’t feel bad. I just learned this same information last year. There’s a whole generation of wrong bra-ing.
— Laura Lee 🧚🏼♀️🦄🧜🏼♀️🐍 (@gerkie313) October 12, 2017
I'm over 40 & I still use the training bra method – hook in front & spin to the back #Hook&Spin If it ain't broke… pic.twitter.com/Mdw4xLJK2g
— Nomdeplume4me (@nomdeplume4me) October 12, 2017
I thought I was supposed to wear it on the tightest hooks. This will be much more comfortable! Thank you! 💗😘
— Vegas Rogers (@RogersVegas) October 12, 2017
But, there were those who claimed they knew this all along.
https://twitter.com/deaaqua/status/918625180108447745
The Wacoal salesperson told me this years ago and I've been doing it ever since. You really can tell the difference.
— PoliteSouthernHelle (@Angelinoo) October 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/howimom/status/918599691931148288
Every women should know this, they tell you this in Victoria secret it’s not a surprise lol.
— Tee_✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 (@Tcharismatic_) October 12, 2017
I guess I’m not the #boobgenius I thought I was.
17 Girls Tell It Like It Is
Going down on someone can be a magical unicorn ride through a field of orgasms and sheet clenching flowers.
It can also taste really weird.
After surveying almost 50 people, here are some of the best responses on what girls think their boyfriend’s dick tastes like.
“It tastes similar to my vibrator after I’ve used it”
Tracy, 32
“My boyfriend’s dick doesn’t have a taste. It’s bland and smells like sweat.”
Noel, 19
“Fresh linen.”
Erika, 26
“It tastes like skin maybe with a light sweat taste if he’s been doing physical labor.”
Katie, 29
“Beer.”
Brandi, 21
“I always think it’s going to taste weird but right as I put it in my mouth I remember it taste like skin… Because duh, it’s skin.”
Marianna, 20
“Honestly? Sometimes it smells like old cheese… And not in a good way.”
Brianna, 19
“Cheese.”
Tiffany, 24
“His smells are always clean but musky. It’s kinda like after sex when you nuzzle your face into the nape of his neck, where you breathe in and then kiss him there. It’s the most intoxicating smell to me.”
Ariana, 26