29 Things You’ll Only Understand If You’re A Messy Bun, Low-Maintenance Girl

There are some women who go the extra mile to look their very best. They take time out of their day to do face-masks, they moisturize, they iron their clothes, they wax their armpits. They are risk-takers – finding new looks and styles online and trying them out themselves. They are patient – spending hours on their hair and makeup before they go out. And, then, there are some women who can’t be bothered with putting on pants. They rarely do their eyeshadow, they forget to shave their legs and if a shirt is wrinkled, well, it doesn’t look “that bad.”

1. You find cute makeup and hair looks online you want to try, but after seeing how long it takes, you never actually try it out.

2. You sniff your clothes before you wear them because – if it doesn’t smell, it’s still swell.

3. You rarely remember to wash your bras.

4. You use dry shampoo more than regular shampoo.

5. You’ve definitely left the house in the clothes you’ve slept in.

6. Your boyfriend has definitely asked if he’s in bed with a grizzly bear because you’ve gone on strike from shaving your legs.

7. Your pillows are stained because you never wash your makeup off.

8. You tie your sneaker shoelaces inside and just slide them on when you wear them because you can’t be bothered with tying them every time you wear them.

9. You most definitely have “the chair” in your room.

10. You don’t own a hamper for your dirty laundry, it mostly lives on your floor.

11. You love to look through Pinterest at cute outfits, but you don’t have the energy to shop for those things.

12. You’re always the first one ready out of your friends to go out.

13. You usually get along with most girls you meet because you’re so easy-going.

14. You don’t have the energy for drama.

15. You don’t really care to have your boyfriend shower you in lavish gifts – you’d rather him bring you home a burger or milkshake.

16. You don’t have any name-brand bags, instead just one black one and one brown one you use ’til they break.

17. Your phone probably doesn’t have a case on it.

18. You wear the same jewelry every single day.

19. You would rather be comfortable with what you’re wearing rather than look cute.

20. Messy buns are an actual hairstyle you’d go out in.

21. You have zero problems leaving the house without makeup.

22. Everyone calls you lazy.

23. You spend a lot of time in bed.

24. You barely keep anything in your bag and often time leave it at home because you don’t need much to leave the house.

25. Your mom always complains you always wear “the same color, the same thing.”

26. Shopping for an event gives you anxiety because you hate fancy sh*t.

27. You’re not picky about anything.

28. People always tell you they admire your “care-free attitude.”

29. You can’t understand how someone can spend over $300 on shoes.

Apparently, We’ve All Been Putting On Our Bras Completely Wrong

If you’re a female, there’s a 100% chance that you’ve worn a bra or two in your life. While we’re all for “free the nipple” and the comfort of not having wires jamming into our chests every day, we pretty much know that on some occasions, we just have to wear a bra. Every morning when we get dressed, most of us are exhausted and snoozing our alarms about 5 times before finally getting out of bed so we’re probably rushing to get ready. If you’re like me, I’m constantly throwing my bra on in .5 seconds. But, apparently, I’ve been doing it wrong for basically – my entire life. Since I started wearing training bras in the 4th grade. My life is a lie. I’m dumbfounded.

It all smacked me in the face when Brittany Packnett on Twitter shared this photo of a tag that came along with her bra – some pretty easy-to-follow instructions. The problem? It’s definitely nothing like the way I put on a bra ever in my entire life.

https://twitter.com/MsPackyetti/status/918570479849496578

According to the company, you’re supposed to have your bra straps on the loosest hook first (which I 100% never do). Then, you pull your girls into the cups and then you tighten the straps – over time. So, I’m supposed to buy a bra that fits me on the loosest straps and hooks from the get-go? Say WUT?!?

How is this even real life? Why has everyone been lying to me? What did I do to deserve this? Why does God love to f*ck with me so early in the morning?

But, I’m not the only one who felt as though they’ve been lied to for – oh, I don’t know – all of my life.

https://twitter.com/MsPackyetti/status/918571039667425280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjuliegerstein%2Fso-it-turns-out-you-may-be-wearing-your-bra-all-wrong

Yes. Yes it has been.

https://twitter.com/MsPackyetti/status/918571323923853312

What kind of bullsh*t?!?

Some people claim they had no idea:

https://twitter.com/simplyjennifer/status/918571175692914689

But, there were those who claimed they knew this all along.

https://twitter.com/deaaqua/status/918625180108447745

https://twitter.com/howimom/status/918599691931148288

I guess I’m not the #boobgenius I thought I was.

17 Girls Tell It Like It Is

Going down on someone can be a magical unicorn ride through a field of orgasms and sheet clenching flowers.

It can also taste really weird.

After surveying almost 50 people, here are some of the best responses on what girls think their boyfriend’s dick tastes like.

 

“It tastes similar to my vibrator after I’ve used it” 

Tracy, 32


“My boyfriend’s dick doesn’t have a taste. It’s bland and smells like sweat.”

Noel, 19


“Fresh linen.”

Erika, 26


“It tastes like skin maybe with a light sweat taste if he’s been doing physical labor.”

Katie, 29


“Beer.”

Brandi, 21


“I always think it’s going to taste weird but right as I put it in my mouth I remember it taste like skin… Because duh, it’s skin.”

Marianna, 20


“Honestly? Sometimes it smells like old cheese… And not in a good way.”

Brianna, 19


“Cheese.”

Tiffany, 24


“His smells are always clean but musky. It’s kinda like after sex when you nuzzle your face into the nape of his neck, where you breathe in and then kiss him there. It’s the most intoxicating smell to me.”

Ariana, 26


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