Best Girlfriend Award…

I’m not perfect, by any means, but I’m definitely a catch you should never pass up. If these 37 reasons why I’m probably the best girlfriend you’ll ever have, then you’re stupid. 

1. I have a great sense of humor.

2. I’m clumsy, so I’m a good source of entertainment.

3. And I’m loving.

4. I’m a pretty great cook.

5. I promise (to try) not to poison you.

6. I’m a great listener.

7. No one will try to steal me from you.

8. And if they do I’ll shut them down in a hot second.

9. I’m a great cuddler.

10. I’m always honest.

11. I promise not to use your back to warm my feet.

12. I’ll pretend you didn’t look at the girl with huge boobs…

13. If you pretend I didn’t either.

14. I’ll take care of you when you’re sick.

15. I can pump my own gas.

16. And I give kick ass back rubs.

17. I won’t complain when you play with my hair and pull on a knot.

18. The only drama I’m any part of is what’s on my T.V.

19. I’ll always (eh, sometimes) have smooth legs.

20. We don’t have to watch chick flicks.

21. I’ll always smell good.

22. I can be ready in less than 20 minutes.

23. I’ll look cute in your shirts.

24. My hand fits perfectly with yours.

25. We get along great.

26. We have a lot in common.

27. Both of our families are dysfunctional.

28. I know the difference between there, their, and they’re.

29. And I promise not to hog all of the blankets.

30. I don’t snore.

31. I’m affectionate.

32. I’ll let you touch my butt in public.

33. I’ll let you pick the restaurant, but I’ll always tell you if there’s somewhere specific I want to go.

34. I can find Waldo faster than anybody else.

35. I’m not totally hideous.

36. I’ve finally overcome a long-lasting desire be a cat lady for the rest of my life.

37. You’ll never have to wonder how I feel about you.

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