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Pete Davidson Ripped Apart A Fan For Making A Mac Miller Joke At His Show

Comedian Pete Davidson was working on some new material at the South Orange Performing Arts Center in NJ on Monday night when one of his fans tried to make a joke of rapper Mac Miller’s death. Let’s just say it did not go well for the fan.

Miller was found dead at the age of 26 on September 7 in his California home. His death was ruled an accidental overdose of fentanyl, cocaine, and alcohol, according to People.

The late Miller had dated Ariana Grande before she dated Pete Davidson, and his death seems to have played a factor in her and Davidson’s breakup, at least if you go by the lyrics to her song “Ghostin.”

So it was in really, really bad taste when, after Davidson began a joke with “My friend died in my apartment,” someone in the audience clearly yelled out “Mac Miller,” according to audio obtained by TMZ.

Right after the dude yelled it out, Davidson asked, “Jesus Christ, who’s that guy?” He then said, “We’re getting him out. Point out the guy who’s a f*ckface.” He completely stopped the set and waited for the crowd to out the guy so security could remove him, saying, “I’ll wait. I will wait. I will not continue until that guy’s gone.”

“I’ll leave, so if you want the show to continue, call out the person who did it,” he said. He also asked that the venue give the guy his money back because he didn’t want it.

“I don’t deal with that sh*t at my show,” he said, later adding, “I have to deal with that enough.”

In recent weeks, Davidson has been spotted with Kate Beckinsale, so maybe that’s a thing? People reported that the pair were together first at Netflix’s Golden Globes afterparty and then they were spotted holding hands leaving the West Hollywood, CA, venue Largo at the Coronet after Pete Davidson had done a set.

You can check out the full audio of Davidson kicking the fan out here.

h/t: People and TMZ

People Are Pranking Their Moms With A Fake Picture And The Results Are Hilarious

Our poor moms. They put up with so much from us and yet so many of us still feel the need to prank them from time to time just because we think it’s funny.

In a tweet that’s gone viral, Twitter user Jordan Rutledge posted a picture of an oven in which a pizza had been placed on a now-completely-melted PLASTIC cutting board. The picture originally seems to be from Reddit, where someone wrote that their daughter was the culprit. Was she stoned, or just not thinking, or basically dumb? We’ll probably never know.

Rutledge instructed his followers to text the picture to their moms and say, “I didn’t know you couldn’t put the cutting board in the oven.” Ouch.

The responses were predictably hilarious.

Moms, we feel your pain. We just think it’s funny! Just be happy this picture isn’t actually of your own oven.

Woman Calls Police To Report A Dead Dog, Gets Hilarious And Unexpected Response

It’s a known motto that when you see something, you say something—no matter what the situation may be. For many, that means anything that can be considered a crime or someone doing the wrong thing. I’d hope that you’re the type of person who does call the police or other authorities when you see something, especially like a “dead animal.”

It turns out that most things, however, are not what you imagine them to be on the first glace. Like this woman who called the authorities to report a “dead dog.” But, as it turns out, it was not a dog at all.

A woman messaged the Providence Animal Control Center to report that she saw a “little black yorkie or schnauzer” in the road that had been dead for “a while.” When she sent the picture, however, she found out it was not a dog at all. After police investigated, the “dead dog” turned out to actually be a wig.

Here’s the proof:

And, of course, people found the mixup to be absolutely hilarious.

Teacher Asks 3rd Grade Class To Write Letters To God And The Result Is Hilarious

Kids always say the darndest things. While they may be young, they are witty, funny, and clever—always without us realizing. How do we find out? Well, you give them a hilarious project that allows their imagination to run wild with thoughts and ideas and boom—you see it in its truest form. Recently, a 3rd-grade teacher asked her class to “write a letter to God,” and the results, well, they’re absolutely hysterical.

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Woman Accidentally Wears Singing Panties To Work And It Went As Well As You Can Expect

We all make mistakes when we’re running out to work, exhausted, and just trying to make it through the day. I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve worn two different socks because I’m half asleep and struggling to get out on time. For many of us, wearing the wrong thing is as simple as “oops, these pants definitely don’t match this shirt.” But, for one woman, her wardrobe mistake was quite embarrassing when she accidentally wore singing underwear to work.

Lisa shared the story on Twitter of how at work in a dentist office, she wore a pair of underwear her ex-boyfriend, Adam, had given her years ago—not knowing they were “musical panties.”

Lisa said that the music played right out of her crotch—when her patient’s head was only inches away.

Embarrassed, she tried to blame it on her phone ringing—but, let’s be real, she definitely felt it.

She decided to completely get rid of the underwear altogether, to prevent any further “mistakes.”

Could you imagine?!?

She decided to share the hilarious story on Twitter because don’t we all love embarrassing ourselves online?

She also shared that she and Adam had broken up years ago, but threw the underwear on because—well, it’s a pair of underwear.

And, she explained she had no idea that the underwear was “singing panties” because they look like completely normal underwear.

Here’s what they look like:

Honestly, this has to be the funniest “accidental” mix-up there is. We hope Lisa threw those panties away for good.

23 Funny Wives Who Are Total Relationship Goals

Anyone who says women aren’t funny clearly has been living under a rock. A rock with no funny women under it. Because funny women are everywhere, just like men—they don’t have to be famous comedians to have a sense of humor.

These women, for example, all did or said something extremely funny in order to end up on this list. We stan these women. We admire these women. Maybe one day, we will be these women.

1. The wife who knows cats should be treated like royalty, even if they’re not yours.

2. The secret shopper wife.

3. The woman who’s not afraid to ask for some TLC when she needs it.

4. The wife who is tells like it is.

5. The woman who takes her husband’s phone for all the right reasons.

6. The woman who needs a little drama in her life.

7. The wife who is happy to talk dirty to her husband.

8. And not against a little sexting every now and then.

9. The wife who never passes up a chance to make a “That’s what she said” joke.

10. The woman who saves the important questions for bedtime.

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Women Are Sharing Pics Of Weird Stuff In Guys’ Bathrooms And Honestly We’re Confused

I don’t want to stereotype men here. There are lots of men who keep perfectly normal, clean bathrooms, without anything in them that would make a person stop and say “huh?” I think. I think those men exist, but I’m not positive, only because every guy’s bathroom I’ve seen is a huge mess with gross, weird things lurking in every dank-towel covered corner.

Twitter user Jodie Grace posted a picture of something she found under the sink in a dude’s bathroom that defies explanation. Well, I mean, I’m sure there is an explanation for it, but it’s not at all clear upon seeing the item (a hairbrush taped to a plunger). All I know for sure is, that brush is not meant for hair. UGH.

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She included the text, “ladies what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in a boy’s bathroom? allow me to start.”

And many women responded, including pictures of the strange inventions and terrible nightmares that live in dudes’ bathrooms. Like this weird hose.

Or this toilet paper, which, what the?


This has to be the most ridiculous toilet paper holder in existence.


Oh my god, just get a toothbrush holder. Use a mug! Use anything other than actual rotting food!


I guess necessity really is the mother of invention.

Then there’s this skinny guy hanging out in the bathroom, watching people go. Creeper.


What bathroom is complete without a picture of a clown?


This is the biggest cockroach I’ve ever seen.


Hey, at least they have a toilet paper holder. Baby steps.


Everyone loves Jeff Goldblum, but maybe not in the bathroom with you?

When it’s seriously time to do the dishes.

This is not okay.

Again, how much could a toothbrush holder possibly cost?


Okay, not everything in these guys’ bathrooms is awful.

This is the time for clean guys to speak up. Or else women will think that this is how the bathroom of every male they know looks.

H/T BuzzFeed

Woman Receives Fake ‘Wrong Text’ Message From A Guy She’s Been Ignoring

A woman who had been ignoring repeated texts from a man received one from him that said “wrong text” but it was pretty clear he’d done it on purpose. And it definitely belongs in the Fake Wrong Text Hall of Fame.

Mariah White of Arlington, TX, told BuzzFeed News that she’d been getting the texts from the dude since early November. The texts all mostly just said “hi” or “how are you?” but this last one, the “wrong text” one, is hilariously obvious in its thirst for the 22-year-old’s attention. It involved both the man’s mother and his money, and it was clearly designed to get a response from White.

The man sent a text to White that was supposedly meant for his mother. It read, “Hey mom… I just transferred $2800.00 to your account…. you should have told me sooner that you needed help… text me when you get it…love you!” the text read, followed by one that said simply, “Wrong text….my bad….”

Speaking to BuzzFeed, White said, “I knew right away that was messed up because how do you send a whole text with all those ellipses and not realize it’s going to the wrong person? What are the odds that M-Ariah and M-Om are right next to each other in the contact list? It just did not add up.”

White men the man, who is reportedly in his forties or fifties, when she was driving for a car company and he was a passenger. White said, “We had a really good polite conversation about my unique major, the university, being the only black people in our departments, stuff like that.

The two exchanged contact information and she sent him a text with her full name so the man could add her on LinkedIn. Instead, the man started texting her. She said she got “weird vibes” from him, and after answering his first few texts, she began to ignore him.

White said she didn’t block him or anything because his messages were “so infrequent” that she “didn’t even think about it.”

White tweeted a screenshot of the awkward “wrong text” message, where it quickly went viral.

The responses she got to it were hilarious.

At least one person decided to try the text on someone else, to see if he got a response.

White said that she’s gotten a lot of “nasty DMs” telling her that she should have stopped “wasting his time” and just told him she wasn’t interested. But to that she says, “This was a grown man who somewhat misled me into giving him my number the first place. You should know when to call it quits when someone is clearly uninterested.”

H/T BuzzFeed News

33 People Who Shouldn’t Have Skipped English Class In 2018

Look, not everyone is great at spelling. It’s not something we’re born knowing, we have to learn it. That’s the whole point of English class. You might never find yourself in a situation where you need to know the difference between imply and infer to make it through your life, but you will need to know how to spell.

That’s rough for people who are really lost in the weeds when it comes to spelling. These days, especially, because everyone is always texting and emailing, so it’s crucial to have a good idea of how to spell. Sometimes, not even autocorrect can help you.

Many times it’s not even the spelling, exactly, that’s the problem—it’s that people mishear words or morph them into other words. I had a roommate once who thought that idolizing someone was putting them on a “pedestool.” The correct word is, of course, pedestal, like the thing that statues are placed on for display in museums. But to my roommate, pedestool made sense because a stool is a thing people stand on.

What I’m saying is, we’re not here to judge or shame people who can’t spell. We’re just here to laugh at them.

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