Those who are low-drama understand the insanity that is drama. It’s not that we tolerate it, it’s that we avoid it at all costs.
You can say that it’s even a matter of life and death for us. Just kidding…not really:
- You’d rather smuggle drugs in your ass to Europe, than confront people. You won’t admit it out loud of course, but you’re always thinking it.
- When you do have to confront someone, you plan it all out in your head…instead of having to avoid it all together, potentially dragging the drama on.
- And if you have to cut someone from your life, it’s a code red situation…because you must cut the drama immediately before it grows.
- You have an escape route for when someone is rude to you…because hell hath no fury than a barista scorned.
- You don’t even like drama on television. Every time characters get into it on Scandal, you get mad uncomfortable. Why can’t they all just love each other?
- When you’re involved in drama, Armageddon has come early…because you have no idea how in the world you got into this and you can’t believe people voluntarily go through this fresh hell every day.
- You’re either the middle man during family fights or your the person who mysteriously vanishes. If you’re not preventing your mom from ripping your sister’s head off, you’re locked in your room wondering why we can’t all get the f*ck along.
- You’re the calmest drunk in your group of friends…because someone has to stop those tedious drunk fights in the club.
- You know the inevitable signs of incoming drama. You’re an expert on facial expressions and certain phrases such as what did you just say to me? or you ain’t gonna tell me, and the popular, bitch!
- You can smell drama magnet people a mile away. It’s almost like a superhero sense.
- Making a scene might as well be a phobia. It’s such a terrifying thing to you. All those eyes on you, all those ears hearing your business *shudders.*
- You’re great at keeping secrets…but you really wish people didn’t entrust you with them not because you can’t be trusted with them, but because they’re laced with drama and you’re just not about that life.