Growing up with sisters can be a blessing and a curse. For one, you have endless closets to raid and makeup to borrow. But, girls can be the pettiest and ruthless individuals in the world—especially when you wrong them. Try doing wrong by your sister, and you can bet your ass you’re in for a long haul of telling mom you snuck out to meet a guy and tons of savage commentary.
Tag: Memes
35 Memes About The End of The Semester That Your Three Remaining Brain Cells Can Laugh At
College is rough during any time of year. But it’s at its worst during the last few weeks of the semester, when all your procrastination, debauchery, and plan old bad decisions come back to haunt you in the face of looming finals. At some point, you either drink that tenth cup of coffee and soldier on, or just give up entirely and go to sleep. Whichever you end up choosing, enjoy these memes first.
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https://twitter.com/xxorebe/status/1069460020545241088
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about to send my professors a “y’all won” group email
— b (@oatlybaby) December 6, 2018
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https://twitter.com/jalebaee/status/1070512409939505152
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This is why I chose Cal State Fullerton over Harvard https://t.co/Xh3AALDHqa
— Michael Huntley (@mikehuntley63) December 4, 2018
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https://twitter.com/martyn_dobbin/status/1066729261069991937
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https://twitter.com/lynseyspiderman/status/1063527713724686342
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"I have a Bachelor's Degree…"
Jobs: pic.twitter.com/UgBoiQdJ2T— AGAR 🇭🇹 and 99 others (@travelling_afro) August 24, 2018
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A series of unfortunate events: pic.twitter.com/xSnT0JTYPV
— zo (@Zoeyoxley) September 20, 2018
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“on a scale of 1-10 how uncomfortable are you?” pic.twitter.com/VJ245NWP5g
— liam ☣️ (@socialistjamoke) March 7, 2018
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h/t: Cheezburger, Buzzfeed
25 People Who Lied And Promptly Got Called On Their Bullshit
The internet is full of BS these days. Whether it’s political propaganda or people just straight up lying on social media, the truth seems to be a foreign concept to many. Fortunately, for every shameless liar that exists, there’s at least one other person ready to call them out. So here are 25 people doing just that.
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h/t Someecards
20 Memes You’ll Only Find Funny If You Hated Planning Your Wedding
Planning a wedding is absolutely no joke—especially if you’re easily stressed out. Between buying a wedding dress, getting your bridesmaids in order, inviting everyone you know and love, making tables—forget it, I’d rather elope than have to deal with the headache. If you’ve ever had to plan a nuptial then you know the deal—you’ll feel these deep down in your soul.
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h/t: BoredPanda.
Rapper 21 Savage Was Arrested By ICE, So The Internet Responded With Fire Memes
Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers arrested rapper 21 Savage on Sunday, stating that his visa expired last year, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and the AP. Sources state that the rapper, whose legal name is Sha Yaa Bin Abraham-Joseph, is actually from the United Kingdom—despite being known as a popular “Atlanta rapper.” ICE has said that Savage was taken into custody in a “targeted operation.”
The rapper is now facing deportation.
While 21 Savage’s team is focusing on his release and fixing up any misunderstandings with the U.S. government, the Internet has been on fire with dank memes that have had everyone laughing for hours. While anyone being deported is incredibly f**ked up, we have no choice but to use our disappointment in the American Justice System and channel it into jokes.
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https://twitter.com/saucyscvm/status/1092245042067107841
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https://twitter.com/MrqBndt/status/1092241361817034753
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https://twitter.com/markazbeats/status/1092233687234682883
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when 21 savage said "don't come out the house, 'cause the gang's outside" this is what he meant pic.twitter.com/TZsp8Q2QEX
— doinkus (@templefall) February 4, 2019
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This how 21 Savage be writing his verses pic.twitter.com/c2deHSXAcS
— Malik (@malikypark) February 4, 2019
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21 Savage: We got London on the track…
ICE: pic.twitter.com/TphzVwK73p— Noah Oleszczuk (@noah_tweets1) February 4, 2019
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https://twitter.com/ELJEFEGORD0/status/1092239128140398592
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Why y’all 21 Savage like this?! 😩 pic.twitter.com/cjoL3W8w1r
— WORLDSTARHIPHOP (@WORLDSTAR) February 3, 2019
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ICE: so where are u REALLY from, sir?
21 savage: https://t.co/A8mztKHD39— car 🍦 (@cancerrizing) February 4, 2019
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21 savage’s real 12 car garage pic.twitter.com/PpiEvuvHZ9
— Clint (@theclintlane) February 4, 2019
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https://twitter.com/GreatValueKimK/status/1092241190106349568
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ICE Niggas: *tries to arrest 21 Savage*
21 Savage: pic.twitter.com/YtJ5wyaLcM
— Carl Amaya (@CarlAmaya13) February 4, 2019
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21 Savage: “grew up in the mud, I ain’t own nothin” pic.twitter.com/ZbWmyOwdEy
— the almighty virgin™️ (@YourLordBibba) February 4, 2019
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21 savage got king Arthur’s sword on his forehead. how did we not know he was British pic.twitter.com/zuNkRTMvay
— edward (@edwardinh09) February 4, 2019
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When ICE busted down 21 savage door pic.twitter.com/LSr8DywHc2
— 🔣🔣🔣🔣 (@aaortiz1124) February 4, 2019
Tinder Guy’s ‘Duck Story’ Is The Best Way To Get A Girl’s Number Hands Down
Navigating the murky waters of modern dating apps like Tinder is always a gamble. Swipe left, swipe right, get a match, and then the conversation begins. Unfortunately, a good portion of the Tinder population is less than clever when it comes to opening lines, but every now and then a creative suitor changes the game.
This guy, for example, managed to get a girl’s number off of the popular dating app in the most genius way and boys, take notes, please.
Anyone who’s ever been on Tinder knows the swiping game can be a hot mess. But every now and then you come across someone who makes all the BS worth it.
One Redditor recently shared a Tinder interaction she had with a guy who created an elaborate choose-your-own-adventure just to get her number.
And people were pretty impressed with the duck guy’s creativity.
Take notes, gentlemen.
H/T Bored Panda
37 Tweets That Are So Wildly Specific It’s Hard To Believe They’re Not About You
Everybody knows the answer to the nature vs. nurture debate is “both,” but I think we can all agree that nurture plays a far more integral role in shaping our adult selves. After all, identical twins raised in vastly different circumstances and opportunities will end up very different people (just give Three Identical Strangers a watch!)
Point being, the way you grew up reflects on who you are now. It shows. It really, really shows.
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some of y'all were raised in homes with those granite islands in the kitchen and it shows
— big little lies updates (@saIanders) December 27, 2018
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some of you have never impulsively cut your hair, dyed it or bleached as a way of dealing w emotions instead of seeking the therapy u need and it shows
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) January 5, 2019
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some of you didn’t have a phase where you were really into Egyptian and/or Greek mythology and it shows
— bri (@sagittharryus) January 3, 2019
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some of y’all didn’t wear these bad boyz as a kid and it shows pic.twitter.com/vkBCvEc3VI
— ? Anna ? (@AnnaKenneyy) January 5, 2019
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some of you have never ignored your best friend’s advice, your own advice, your therapist’s advice just to take the advice of a yahoo answers post from 2007 and it shows
— adam (@brokeangeI) January 7, 2019
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Some of you didn’t stay up until 3am playing the sims on your family’s desktop in the computer room growing up and it shows
— sassy sunflower (@amandaasette) January 7, 2019
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 8, 2019
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some of you never had to use limewire to get music for your off-brand mp3 player and it shows
— Seth Everman (@SethEverman) January 3, 2019
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some of y'all never dedicated most of your time to a shitty cw tv show and lost all your braincells in the process and it shows
— sara (@gyuhac) January 5, 2019
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Some of you were never the third friend that had to walk behind when the sidewalk is too narrow and it shows
— laura (@lauravryder) January 1, 2019
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some of you were actually able to find your name on necklaces and bracelets when you travelled as a kid and it shows
— hafsa (@honestlyhafsa) January 6, 2019
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some of yall never filled an empty body wash bottle with water to make it stretch and it shows
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) January 6, 2019
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Some of y’all didn’t have on of these on your phone/keychain and it shows pic.twitter.com/JM7Wu2naD1
— mike litoris (@tommyherricht) January 6, 2019
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some of you never got to experience youtube when their mobile app logo looked like this and it really shows pic.twitter.com/Lci3aabizI
— RyansAverageLife (@RyanAbe) January 7, 2019
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Some of y’all never went on Omegle with your friends as a sleepover activity and it shows
— Diana (@dsusstock) January 5, 2019
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some of y’all didn’t listen to sweater weather on repeat in 2013 and it shows
— nick (@idiotnoises) December 31, 2018
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some of y’all never converted youtube music videos to mp3 files and it shows
— preet (@yungbiryanii) December 27, 2018
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 7, 2019
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some of you guys have never been banned off club penguin for inappropriate language and it really shows
— xoxo, kylie (@meanspice) December 29, 2018
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some of y’all didn’t have an emo phase and it shows
— ? (@dollcrimes) December 31, 2018
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some of u didnt listen to lana del rey from age 11 and spend your adolescence thinking running off w a sugar daddy and going around on a motorbike in america selling coke would solve ur problems and it really shows
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) December 31, 2018
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some of y’all actually lost your styluses to your DS’ as a child and it really shows
— JOAN OF ART (@umcornell) December 31, 2018
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Some of you never stuck safety pins thru the dead skin on your fingers to gross out the squeamish kids and it shows
— sarah schauer ? (@SJSchauer) January 6, 2019
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some of you played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair and it shows.. y’all are bad bitches with style now
— JOAN OF ART (@umcornell) January 5, 2019
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Some of y’all didn’t listen to Paramore ‘Decode’ on repeat as a kid and it really shows
— LK (@Crowdfiller) January 2, 2019
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some of y’all weren’t line leaders in elementary school and it really shows
— tay ? (@taylorrnyellee) January 2, 2019
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some of y’all didn’t watch nigahiga or wong fu productions on youtube from 2009-2012 and it shows
— Maddy??Raps (@MADdySOUNDS) January 5, 2019
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some of y’all weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid and it shows
— Alex Blanton (@alex__blanton) December 29, 2018
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 5, 2019
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some of y'all grew up with a dishwasher and it shows
— ill legal (@slashonsleeves) January 3, 2019
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some of y’all ate your pizza lunchables cold and it really shows
— JOAN OF ART (@umcornell) January 5, 2019
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Some of y’all never got enough AR points to go to the pizza party and it really shows
— ¨? (@joneheadbones) January 1, 2019
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some of y’all didn’t have a DS as a child and it really shows…
— Antonio Garza (@antoniiogarza21) December 30, 2018
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some of y'all never binge watched skins as a young impressionable teen and it shows
— ? (@atlanticans) January 4, 2019
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some of y’all never woke up in the middle of a school night just to play mystic messenger and it shows
— ???? ? (@seijohsmanager) January 2, 2019
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some of ur parents let y’all buy whatever u wanted at the scholastic book fair and it shows
— Jason (@Jasondrucker12) January 3, 2019
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Some of y’all obviously don’t have a dream universe you escape to
to avoid reality, AND IT SHOWS— ???????* (@cartiercrybby) January 5, 2019
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Some of you had a furnished basement growing up and it shows…
— Camithy (@gaycarbs) January 4, 2019
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some of y’all never completed a poptropica island and it shows.
— ? ? ? ? ? (@erecshon) January 3, 2019
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Some of y’all never had to use public transportation and it shows
— Ashly ?? (@aureum_ash) January 2, 2019
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This.???https://t.co/F7eVuNS6wC
— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 4, 2019
21 Jokes For Everybody Who Can Barely Get Through The Day Without Rolling Their Eyes
Some people are filled with rainbows and sunshine. Others, however, have decided to forgo the sunshine-y goodness in favor of all things dark, twisted and just a little bit despicable. Continue reading 21 Jokes For Everybody Who Can Barely Get Through The Day Without Rolling Their Eyes
The Funniest Tweets To Come Out Of Instagram’s Temporary Scrolling Update
Like when the Death Star blue up Alderaan in A New Hope, millions cried out in terror when they opened their Instagram app this morning to find that vertical scrolling was no longer a thing. Folks immediately vented their rage on Twitter; an app that, despite it’s many issues, still knows that vertical scrolling is the superior scrolling. The vitriol was so intense that Instagram actually walked back on the update a few hours later. Oof.
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Me coming to twitter to check everyone else hates the new instagram update#instagramupdate #instagram pic.twitter.com/TM6PtN1xTf
— Taki Taki (@lensofmonu) December 27, 2018
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instagram, if i wanted tinder, i would have downloaded tinder.
— Elle Mills (@millselle) December 27, 2018
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When Instagram releases an update and within 15 minutes everybody hates it #InstagramUpdate pic.twitter.com/2l0wBZwU78
— Meg Warpus (@MegWarpus) December 27, 2018
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Instagram should of sent out this lol #Instagramupdate pic.twitter.com/A8l5Hd6gI6
— Marisol? (@MarisolEquihua) December 27, 2018
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?the absolute worst update they’ve ever released#instagramupdate— Seamus Daniel (@seamusmdaniel) December 27, 2018
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Instagram literally went “felt cute but might delete later” #instagramupdate
— Basma (@basmahxmde) December 27, 2018
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This.???https://t.co/LMpAUe5sCb
— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) December 26, 2018
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Instagram making that new update like #instagramupdate pic.twitter.com/cpyKp1jSwL
— Meg ? (@voidkermit) December 27, 2018
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A live look at everyone logging on to Instagram this morning: #instagramupdate pic.twitter.com/mduvrengdn
— RPI (@rpimusic) December 27, 2018
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ME @instagram WITH THIS NEW INSTAGRAM UPDATE EWW #instagramupdate pic.twitter.com/b7CK14hADw
— Louise (@vic_tav_fan) December 27, 2018
22 Pictures That’ll Make The World Suck Less For A Few Minutes, I Swear
If you haven’t noticed, everything is terrible. The polar bears are emaciated, bees are dying at an alarming rate, and oh yeah, the President might put us in a nuclear Armageddon at any moment. This world is doomed.
Before you reach for a brown paper bag to hyperventilate into, just take a moment to look at these photos and remind yourself that life isn’t so bad, after all. Continue reading 22 Pictures That’ll Make The World Suck Less For A Few Minutes, I Swear