The 13 Most Cringe-Worthy Social F*ck Ups

We all hear those stories that make us say, “Oh, Thank God that wasn’t me???. Well, here they are!

Our readers told us some of the most embarrassing, cringe-worthy shit that’s ever happened to them. Read on to feel #thankful this wasn’t you!

Busted!

“I screenshot my conversation with an ex to send my friend…I sent it to the ex.”

-Jenny, 19

Full frontal gone viral…

“A girl was more than happy to let me know that she had seen my boobs on a computer she got from a guy I once sexted. Best part was that she felt the need to post the picture and tag multiple people in it!”

-Tanya, 23

Awkward AF!

“We thought we were having sex in the woods… only to find out it was someone’s very large backyard and their kids caught us, yikes!”

-Pam, 26

You know it’s a good night when…

“On my birthday, I had a few too many drinks and blacked out for the first time. I fell out of a car and lost one of my parent’s yard lights… Still haven’t found it.”

-Rene, 21

You: 0, Mom: 1

“I accidentally texted my mom and asked her to send me a dirty pic. She sent me a picture of my room.”

-Maddy, 20

…Can’t make this shit up!

“Yes, I dated a guy in prison. He asked me to send nudes, so I did. Heard he got into some negative stuff with a gang and sold them to get out of getting his ass beat. Let’s just hope I never get famous because I have no idea where those are!”

-April, 26

Well, at least there was ‘no sharing’!

“Got a little heavy on the drinks at a party once. After about 10 rounds, our group ended up getting pretty physical with our partners, and we all ended up “doing it” in the same room. (No sharing partners though!)”

-Jess, 22

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR

“I had too many margaritas and tequila shots at the local Mexican restaurant.  Ended up blacking out and supposedly throwing up all in their bathroom. I also fell and hit my head on their sink counter. Almost had to go to the hospital.”

-Becca, 23

DO NOT drink and snapchat!

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This Guy Definitely Regrets Cheating On His Wife After Receiving This Letter And Photo

Cheating is NOT cool. Getting cheated on has got to be one of the worst feelings, this can tell you from plenty of experience. It sucks, but it happens more often than not, unfortunately. How you deal with someone you love when they’re cheating on you is entirely your prerogative. I’m a big fan of taking the high road and just delete them permanently from your life. That person is apparently a disrespectful liar, and there’s simply no room in my life for such toxic people.

I thought utterly dropping someone who you’re supposed to be so close with was brutal enough, I was very mistaken after reading this wife’s letter. I’m not married, so I can’t imagine having the person you married to be cheating on you. It’s just way worse than some boyfriend or girlfriend, obviously. With that said I still think this lady’s actions might have been a bit drastic.

“To my beloved husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Walmart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up, fortunately, came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

P.S . Your girlfriend called for you.”

Now, you may be reading and think the husband got away with a minor accident and maybe a few dents to his car and truck. Oh, a dented garage door? Very fixable this guy probably thought he was getting off clean from being a scumbag. That is until he saw the picture his “loving” wife sent him.

The aftermath…

This Waiter’s Viral Post About A Customer Sexually Harassing Him Will Make You Gag

Waiters and waitresses are the unsung heroes of the world – trust me. Going out to eat is a luxury that many people take for granted. And, while we’re working really hard to ensure that your “luxurious experience” is great – people neglect that servers are people, too. Actual human beings. With hearts and lungs and organs. So, stop snapping at us from across the restaurant.

One waiter has now gone viral online after sharing an experience that – well – sums up the career in its entirety. No matter where you work and if you’re male or female, you’ll experience some form of uncomfortable situation being a server. But, this waiter’s experience is actually horrifying and gag worthy.

Troy Hibler, a waiter from San Marcos, Texas, was going to work on a normal day when he had two ladies in his section that were – well, super flirtatious. While some servers enjoy the casual flirting with customers, others are just annoyed and weirded out. The customer, Denise, asked Troy if she could take a photo with him and he said sure, because “the customer is always right.”

But – Denise posted the photos on Facebook and Troy later discovered them because, the Internet is a lot smaller than people think.

But – it got even weirder. Denise stalked Troy on Facebook until she found his profile and then added him. After he accepted (why) she messaged him this awkward, inappropriate and ughhhhh message.

Clearly – Troy is young AF and clearly, Denise, you are no spring chicken. While it’s really inappropriate to ask your server for a picture (I would have never said yes) it’s even more inappropriate to stalk them online and message them really gross things like this. I lowkey wonder if Troy is underage, too.

The icing on the cake is actually – Troy posted this on Twitter and apparently, Denise is a substitute teacher to kids Troy’s age.

Someone was nice enough to point out that Denise, Ms V, is a teacher who has officially become unemployed after this.

23 Attractive Women Share Why Being Pretty Isn’t Really That Great

We all assume that the people that are the richest and most beautiful have it really easy. And likely, a lot of the time it’s true. There is no wonder people are most jealous of those that are super hot and flushed with cash.

But apparently there are downfalls, especially when you’re a beautiful woman. You see, unlike attractive men, women more often get treated like sex objects rather than actual human beings. They are expected to act a certain way, and most people assume they are stupid, vapid, and promiscuous.

It’s like a lot of people forgot that lesson of “don’t judge a book by it’s cover” that was drilled into our heads as children. People assume all beautiful women are the same, and merely sex objects that people can oggle and touch as they please.

Sexual harassment is a serious issue for all women, and ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. Let’s get that part straight. We are all unique and sexy AF and deserve respect. Seriously, how is it that we have to keep saying sh*t like that? Treat women with respect, and don’t go around touching people without their consent. If you needed to hear that, then you are a major part of the problem.

These 23 women share the downfalls of being pretty:

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37 Of The Most Cringe-Worthy Chest Tattoos People Actually Got Done

Everyone expresses themselves in their own way and we will always love that. Whether it’s piercings, tattoos, style everyone has their own idea of what looks good. I mean who doesn’t love a fresh tat? I love the idea of being able to turn your skin into a work of art. My skin my rules. I’m no stranger to tattoos myself I’ve got a fair amount of ink throughout my years. Some I love as much as the day I got them. Others I could do without for sure. Life changes and so do we as people.

I have no beef with what you get or where you put your tattoo. I just feel like if you’re going to get something inked across your chest, you better love it forever. At the very least spell it correctly!  It’s only been about  7 years since one of mine and I just don’t care about it as much now. Do I regret any of my tattoos?  Hellllll no! I just wonder how the girls in these pictures feel about their very questionable tattoo decisions now.

1. No argument here.

2. I think I’ll pass…

3. We may be viewing the worst tattoo of all time. Pray this is sharpie.

4. Is that so?

5. Really had to throw that “Z” at the end?

Apparently A Lot Of People Have ‘Poop Knives’ And They’re Worse Than You Think

So when I heard about this so-called ‘poop knife’ I thought it had to be a phrase from ‘Cards Against Humanity.‘ Unfortunately, I was very much mistaken. The ‘poop knife’ was shared with us by a Reddit user LearnedButt, and I’m equally confused and disgusted. This can’t be a common thing, can it? His story begins with sharing on how his family has some sort of genetically enhanced super pooping thing. I don’t know, don’t look at me. Things only seem to get stranger as the entire story begins to unfold. I’m just hoping LearnedButt, and his family is the only family with a ‘poop knife.’

[Light] My family poops big. Maybe it’s genetic, maybe it’s our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won’t flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.

Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out “hey, can you get me the poop knife”?

I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

Fast forward to 22. It’s been a day or two between poops and I’m over at my friend’s house. My friend was the local dealer and always had ‘guests’ over, because you can’t buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it’s a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife.

“My what?”

Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please.

“Wtf is a poop knife?”

20+ Times People Barely Made It Out Alive

Death. It comes for us all. But there are those among us who manage to cheat the Grim Reaper of his harvest — at least for the time being.

These people are those lucky few.

66. “My Great-Grandfather Was Shot In The Chest By A German Soldier During World War I. Luckily, The Coins In His Breast Pocket Absorbed The Bullet And Saved His Life. You Could Say He Didn’t Need Much Money To Survive.”

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63. “A Shark Bit Her, But She Wasn’t Tasty Enough. Some Researchers Believe That In The Initial Bite A Shark Can Detect The Ratio Of Fat To Bone Or Muscle And Whether Its Mouthful Is Worth Eating Or Not”


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62. Boulder nearly wrecks Italian farmhouse.

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