People Reveal The Pettiest Thing Their Ex Has Ever Done And It’ll Have You Swear Off Dating Forever

Breakups can be hard for everyone involved sometimes. Other times, one person is hurt way worse than the other. When this happens, whoever gets hurt the worst wants to get sweet, sweet revenge on the person who broke their heart. While physical violence is frowned upon in society, and no one wants to go to jail, the next best thing is to be absolutely petty. What’s a better way to get back at someone who hurt you than by stealing something, breaking something, or constantly reminding them how much of an awful person they are? People online shared the pettiest things their ex has ever done for “revenge” after a breakup and the responses will really make you thankful for never having to date any of these savage souls.

thedoctorismyparabatai:

My ex-husband gave me back my KitchenAid mixer but kept all the attachments.

techdumay:

Stole and used checks on my name,
sold my TV via facebook- all while i was moving out.

But her grand finale must be waiting for me outside my doorstep, on my birthday, with a wrapped dildo in her hand.

Two years after we broke up!

While i was living with my new girlfriend!

humdrumdummydum:

About a month after I moved out of my exs place he told me to come pick up some mail. As I was leaving work I told him I’d be there in 15 minutes, and he said he’d be home.

I texted him that I’d arrived and after a few minutes knocked on the door to be let in by the roommate who directed me to the back room. I walk in to him fucking a stripper he’d recently made his girlfriend, bent over a desk I’d built him. I waited for them to dress so he could give me my mail, because he wouldnt just tell me where to find it. As soon as he handed it to me I began to walk out, and he persued me saying things like “hey don’t you wanna talk?” And “come back! How have you been?”. I just said “youre disgusting” and got in my car.

Four months to the day of our breakup, he married the stripper, and is currently in the process of getting divorced. That relationship was a mistake, for sure.

thegirlnamedisla:

After I broke up with my first high school boyfriend, he left messages on my desk with misspelled words and incorrect grammar, knowing how irritated I would be, as it was (and still is) one of my biggest pet peeves.

gr8fulde4d420:

Moved out while I was at work one day. Took my cat, and had him put to sleep. It was petty to her.

13 Petty Valentine’s Day Gifts For The Side B*tch

It’s rare to find someone who matches your loyalty and commitment. In the process of trial and error, you come across some real duds.

Regardless of where you are at, sometimes, it just feels good to be a little petty.

Punish your man, punish the side bitch, do what you need to do to feel better this Valentine’s Day.

1. A family photo of you and your man. Just to add a little salt to the wound. She probably won’t feel much remorse, but could you just imagine how your smiling faces would get under her skin when her only pictures with him are from a Snapchat roll?

2. His phone bill. You know. For an open line of communication or whatever. Paying for his bills makes it official, right?

3. A number 2 pencil. So she always remembers her place.

4. A bag of dicks. Dozens of gummy dicks because she can never have enough in her mouth. This is a good one to have delivered to her job.

5. Even better, a glitter bombThis is clearly my go-to solution for everything. She won’t ever forget your wrath.

6. Bags of your partner’s dirty laundry. If you are going to fuck ’em, you might as well wash his dirty ass boxers.

7. A walk-of-shame emergency kit. Get creative with this one. Throw in gum, a hair tie, a pair of granny panties, and a custom t-shirt that says “I just slept with another woman’s man.” Maybe some fem wipes, condoms, and STD pamphlets as well. Just to be safe.

8. A sex toy. So she can be penetrated by something other than your man.

9. A ticket to a Valentine’s Day pub crawl. This is an opportune moment for her to find her very own boyfriend! She probably won’t go for it, but it is worth a shot. If she gets lucky, she might even be able to find a single one.

10. A therapy session. Clearly, there is some sort of underlying issue that makes her believe it is okay to pursue a man that is in a relationship. Pay for a session so she can go cry about it. Or maybe a couple sessions so she and your man can work things out.

11. A party! Who doesn’t love a good Valentine’s Day soiree? Invite all of your man’s family and friends! Bonus points if you can get her family and friends there too! Naturally, she would be the guest of honor, so don’t forget your big speech!

12. An ass beating. For those risk-takers out there, this is usually the more satisfying option. You might catch a charge, but you’ll feel a lot better after that first fist-to-face connection.

13. Your man. Because in the end, if he is going to entertain another girl, she can have him. She’ll be under the impression that he would never do the same to her and that misconception will be the ultimate revenge.

And you thought that cheater was off the hook? Think again.

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