There are some women out there that complain that their boobs are “too small” and they wish that they could grow bigger boobs overnight. But, then there are the ladies who pray every single day that their boobs would just shrink overnight. Big boob problems are a real thing. Any top heavy girl knows what I mean.
h/t: Twitter
Any woman on the internet knows the annoyance of a guy who just won’t leave her alone, whether on social media or in real life. And, of course, there are the worst guys—the ones who send unsolicited dick pics. It’s not cute, it’s harassment.
But, because not all guys are terrible, and allyship comes in all forms, one man made himself truly useful by tweeting what look like candid pics of himself, meant to be used to deflect unwanted male attention.
https://twitter.com/trevor_norris0/status/1118694772074532865
Make fun of me if you want but on the real if you need one another one just let me know?
— Trevor Norris (@trevor_norris0) April 18, 2019
Here’s the second batch of them that people asked for. Hope to help, if not . Block button is always available ?? pic.twitter.com/wVm58Zc2JF
— Trevor Norris (@trevor_norris0) April 18, 2019
Here’s a third batch for y’all based off of requests. Spread around quick and stay safe ?? pic.twitter.com/yCBF2i02ga
— Trevor Norris (@trevor_norris0) April 22, 2019
If you foreal have a problem with being harassed and don’t know how get out of said situation or what to do about it go to IG. There is a real support system there forall the troubled people out there. Goodluck & be safe pic.twitter.com/W254XOlpbw
— Trevor Norris (@trevor_norris0) April 20, 2019
It worked. Thank you.? pic.twitter.com/GyVfWFpoUe
— Shruti Alkesh Modi ? (@Shrutz3) April 19, 2019
My friend doesn’t have twitter but I showed her ur thread and we literally just used one of ur pics to get rid of a guy tht has kept blowing her up and not taking the hint
— Tatted_Fairy (@Tatted_Fairy) <ahref=”https://twitter.com/Tatted_Fairy/status/1119482964579094528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>April 20, 2019
— Tatted_Fairy (@Tatted_Fairy) April 20, 2019
Lmao I didnt think it would work ?? pic.twitter.com/fULWFRfDNC
— Lindsey Campbell (@lindseyadele63) April 20, 2019
I played myself ??? pic.twitter.com/ydCTAB6Orq
— sam (@manthaa16) April 19, 2019
As a mom, I personally don’t have need of your services, but I LOVE YOU—YOU ARE A GENIUS. Thank you so much for helping girls (maybe even some guys) protect themselves. It’s sad that it’s necessary. I’m sending this to my daughter and all her friends. ?
— JLCtrash? (@jlctrash) April 20, 2019
Sir I think you just created a business. pic.twitter.com/HKBfRa6rk6
— Lisa (@bgumsmurphyy) April 18, 2019
I don’t have many dudes harassing me but boy do I have some new reaction pictures pic.twitter.com/g9H1aGxkw2
— ????????? ??? (@FloofGod) April 18, 2019
K. But imma use these at the function so the aunties won’t ask me if/why I’m single.
— Georgiana (@GianaRaye) April 18, 2019
Lmao if they need more they gotta come outta pocket 😂😂
— Trevor Norris (@trevor_norris0) April 18, 2019
The world of fashion is a dog-eat-dog world. To survive, you need to stand-out, either with your designs, the structure of your business, marketing, or that certain unidentifiable something that titillates the senses and gets consumers to click “add to cart.”
If you’re the men’s clothing company, Father & Sons you hire the strangest looking beefcakes you can find and garb them in the tightest possible button-downs and pants that are essentially painted on.
I mean, just look at this character.
That sinewy mannequin who would make Gaston jealous is Shaun Rezaei. Look at the way his arms are literally double the size of the sleeve opening. Or how the buttons aren’t lined up at all. You too can mimic this “werewolf midway through transformation” look if you shop at Father & Sons.
How do those pants even work? How does one slip into those things? What actual size are the shirts? I’m not the only one completely flabbergasted by these designs. People have been flocking to F&S’s Facebook page to essentiallybuild a new FAQ for the brand:
Please don’t forget that Shaun, as he very publicly announces in his Instagram bio, has less than 5% body fat.
Any publicity is good publicity, right? Maybe Father & Sons are actually brilliant marketing tacticians…
Follow-up question: Do those models need a second person to help them put the shirts on? Can their arms bend enough to button their buttons? I’ll be thinking about this for awhile.
h/t: Bored Panda and Someecards
Every year, iPhone users are blessed with some new Emojis to add to our collection of little symbols that we use to replace actual text messaging and words. With every passing update, we get some incredible new cartoon symbols that will immediately become our favorites. But, this time around, we’ve got one that will change our lives for the better.
Introducing: the brand new emoji that will make its way into being your favorite emoji in the world—the pinching hands.
✅ Approved in #emoji12: Pinching Hand https://t.co/g9P4Zdq7UW pic.twitter.com/WmNMSPa1dc
— Emojipedia (@Emojipedia) February 5, 2019
Coming in every skin color and style, this emoji will immediately be every woman’s favorite response to annoying boyfriends, creeps in her DMs, and unsolicited d*ck pics online. The pinching hands obviously looks like someone comparing the small space between the thumb and the index finger to the awfully small size of someone’s…nether regions.
Women online are utterly excited to put this bad boy to good use.
Ladies are gonna abuse this emoji, if y'all know what I'm talking about. https://t.co/48SZS2dXlI
— L E S E D I (@_Hybreed_) February 5, 2019
https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/1092892003388530688
https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1092930292757585921
girl group chats about to get 50% more savage https://t.co/UPp7QTgtXI
— dom 📈 (@domluszczyszyn) February 5, 2019
https://twitter.com/bootlegmuslim/status/1092895978191872000
Can’t wait.
Ballet is an undeniably stunning art form and though the most talented ballerinas make it look effortless, we know there are hours upon hours of work put into every precise movement and routine.
These photos are documented proof of all the blood, sweat and tears dancers pour into their art. Take a look for yourself and you’ll probably end up feeling both impressed and wildly terrified of these kickass ballerinas. We sure are.
Look, not everyone is great at spelling. It’s not something we’re born knowing, we have to learn it. That’s the whole point of English class. You might never find yourself in a situation where you need to know the difference between imply and infer to make it through your life, but you will need to know how to spell.
That’s rough for people who are really lost in the weeds when it comes to spelling. These days, especially, because everyone is always texting and emailing, so it’s crucial to have a good idea of how to spell. Sometimes, not even autocorrect can help you.
Many times it’s not even the spelling, exactly, that’s the problem—it’s that people mishear words or morph them into other words. I had a roommate once who thought that idolizing someone was putting them on a “pedestool.” The correct word is, of course, pedestal, like the thing that statues are placed on for display in museums. But to my roommate, pedestool made sense because a stool is a thing people stand on.
What I’m saying is, we’re not here to judge or shame people who can’t spell. We’re just here to laugh at them.
