It’s been a long day, and let’s face it when the clock strikes five you’re ready for some wine time.
Red or white, it doesn’t matter. When it comes to wine the last thing you are is picky.
Olivia Pope from Scandal totally understands your obsession for a good glass of wine after a day at the office.
You could easily drink a whole bottle to yourself. You’ve done it too many times. Why not one more time?
The number of decorative cork-filled-jars you have around your house is concerning…
At least you always recycle your wine bottles, so your neighbors can’t judge you for once.
You wake up to 20 unread “Where the hell are you” text messages after a wine night.
Unfortunately, being wine drunk made you do it. You can’t help it, there’s nothing more fine than wine.
You were so ecstatic when you found out that you could drink wine while shopping at Target. How perfect for you.
People tend to disappoint you, but wine never fails to make your day better.
Wine Wednesday is every day in your life. A glass of wine is supposed to be good for you… right?
A glass of wine a day keeps the sadness and daily life struggles away.
Your favorite type of “Girl’s Night Out” is when you all get wine drunk and stay in.
You have no shame in drinking straight outta the bottle.
If only you loved exercising as much as you thoroughly enjoy drinking.
FUN FACT: The word for “happiness” in French is “rose” aka rose-aaaayyy.
Screw beer, wine makes pizza even better.
It’s your favorite hello, and your hardest goodbye. You always look forward to its company.
The only aisle you’ll be walking down anytime soon is the one that contains all of the wine bottles.
Your weekend plans consist of: Buy a bottle of wine. Drink it all. Repeat.
You’ll have a glass of wine to mourn all of the clothes you added to your shopping cart but never bought.