Someone On Twitter Pointed Out That ‘GoT’ Is Just Live Action Shrek And Now It’s Ruined For Me

In today’s news of “things that have absolutely f**king destroyed me so now I want them to destroy you,” I bring you this tweet that absolutely no one ever f**king asked for.

Twitter user @ohytargaryen decided to point out—rather rudely—that Game of Thrones is just a “live action Shrek,” and, they brought receipts to prove it.

I mean…this scene in Shrek is basically the same as Sansa and Tyrion’s wedding.

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But just…Jaime…I mean…!!!!!!

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WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K GUYS!!!!!

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Shrek is The Hound!

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Arya as Puss In Boots? Perfection.

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DRAGONS! DRAGONS GUYS!

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Podrick = Human Shrek? YES!

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Guys, dis tew much.

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And, someone even pointed out that Bran was in Shrek, too…

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BRB while I go rip my eyes out because I’m scarred for f**king life.

‘Jenny’s Song’ From Episode 2 Of ‘GoT’ May Have Hinted At Who Ends Up On The Iron Throne

Episode 2 of Season 8 of Game of Thrones left a lot of fans emotionally drained, knowing all too well that next week, many of our favorite characters will die in the battle at Winterfell. Regardless of how many faces we get to see together—with only six episodes in the entire season, it’s time to say goodbye to some of our favorites.

With all of the characters well aware that they’re going to die pretty damn soon, they got all sappy, emotional, and nostalgic—over drinks and fear. We saw Arya get her groove on with Gendry, Sansa and Theon exchange some scandalous and worrisome glances—even Samwell and Jorah having a heart-to-heart.

But, the true highlights of the episode were held in front of a fireplace with some of the most random band of characters to be thrown together. Tyrion, Jaime, Brienne, Ser Davos, Tormund, and Podrick sat together—drinking and laughing—to discuss what their endless possibilities are after the battle of Winterfell. Podrick decided to take Tyrion up on his offer of “singing a tune,” and chose “Jenny’s Song.”

For fans of the show, “Jenny’s Song” has very little meaning. But, for those who have read the novels by George R.R. Martin—well, “Jenny’s Song” if very important when it comes to Targaryens and the Iron Throne.

George R.R. Martin included “Jenny’s Song” in the novels to give a significant backstory to the Targaryen family tree. Jenny of Oldstones was a woman who fell in love with Duncan Targaryen—who is Daenerys’ great uncle. Duncan was in line to take the Iron Throne but gave up his power as King of the Seven Kingdoms to be with his one true love—Jenny.

The story goes in the novels that Duncan Targaryen was to sit on the Iron Throne, but instead, he married a woman named Jenny of Oldstones. His family was outraged at the marriage, as Targaryens were known for marrying for power and politics—sometimes even marrying within the Targaryen bloodline. Therefore, Aerys II—Daenerys’ father—took the Iron Throne in the placement of Duncan. If it weren’t for Jenny and Duncan’s marriage, Dany would not have claim to the Iron Throne at all—nor would Jon.

So, why the hell would the writers place the song in the episode?

Some believe that the song was placed there—on purpose—to foreshadow the idea that Jon could follow in Duncan Targaryen’s footsteps—giving up his heir to the Iron Throne for Dany, his newfound love. Seeing as he just found out he’s a Targaryen and the Iron Throne is rightfully his—he doesn’t seem all that excited about ruling the Seven Kingdoms.

Let us not forget that Jon never wanted to be in charge of the crows up at Castle Black when he was nominated, nor did he want to be proclaimed “The King in the North,” either—stating on several occasions he “doesn’t want power.”

Therefore, believing that he would give up his seat on the throne for Dany is not all that farfetched or crazy to believe. He claims to love Dany—and he’s already bent the knee to her. She has given up her quest for the throne and taking down Cersei—for now—to help Jon defeat/battle the Army of the Dead, so, thinking Jon would repay her by allowing her the throne—well, it makes sense.

Plus, if the two were to marry—he’d be the King anyway. And, if they’re both Targaryens—it’s not super weird for there to be hella incest in their marriage, anyway. Those Targaryens love to keep that bloodline strong! *gags*

But wait, there’s more!!!

There is another theory online that states that the song was included because Rhaegar Targaryen—Jon’s father—wrote the song for Lyanna Stark—Jon’s mother. According to theory, the Ghost of High Heart was the one who delivered the prophecy that Aerys and Rhaella Targaryen are the ancestors of the “Prince That Was Promised.” He was convinced that he, himself, was the Prince and if he wasn’t, his offspring would be.

During the Tourney of Harrenhall, it’s said that Rhaegar wrote and sang a song to Lyanna—which could very well be “Jenny’s Song,” about his ancestor who gave up the Iron Throne for love, foreshadowing that he, too, would give up the Iron Throne to be with Lyanna, his one true love.

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As Podrick finishes singing, the show turns to Dany and Jon in the crypts of Winterfell, standing in front of Lyanna Stark’s ghost. Dany says to Jon:

“Everyone told me he was decent and king. He liked to sing.”

This could be foreshadowing the idea that the song is indeed the one that Rhaegar sang to Lyanna on her death bed.  And, with his absolute infatuation with “The Prince That Was Promised” prophecy, maybe it is true that his son, Jon Snow, is the Prince.

So—to sum it all up—

“Jenny’s Song” is about Duncan Targaryen—Dany’s great uncle and Jon’s great-great uncle—who gave up his seat on the Iron Throne to be with Jenny ofOldstone, his one true love. It was sung right before Jon told Dany he’s a Targaryen and the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. This could be foreshadowing that he is going to give up his seat on the throne to be with Dany—who wants the seat for herself.

Additionally, the historical side of Game of Thrones and the novels suggest that “Jenny’s Song” was written for Lyanna Stark by Rhaegar Targaryen—to prove that he, or their offspring, was going to be the Prince That Was Promised.

Or, hey, maybe the showrunners and writers just really liked the song.

h/t: Vox, YouTube

The New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Trailer Just Dropped And Twitter Is Ready For Winter To Come

It’s almost spring, and you know what that means: GAME! OF! THRONES! I mean, yes, also flowers and nice weather and the molting of the puffer jacket you’ve been wearing since November. But mostly I’m just excited about Game of Thrones, which will be returning to HBO on April 14.

To get you even more psyched than you probably already are, HBO dropped the first official trailer for the show’s eighth season, and it features all your faves, except if your faves are the White Walkers because they don’t show any of those yet.

But we’ve got just about everyone else.

Arya’s in the trailer a lot.

And Sansa.

There’s a very quick shot of Bran and Samwell.

Bad bitch Cersei Lannister.

Her brother Tyrion.

And, of course, the hottest incestuous duo in the kingdom, Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen. And the dragons!

People are obviously psyyyyyyched.

Arya Stark herself (Maisie Williams) tweeted the trailer and wrote, “BITCH AM FICKING CRYING OMH MY GOD SO EXCITE D.” Yup, that’s pretty clear.

Within minutes, GoT was trending on Twitter. People shared jokes, their favorite gifs, and some theories on what all’s gonna happen in the FINAL SEASON.

https://twitter.com/fivefifths/status/1102968963938635778?s=21

https://twitter.com/ColbertRulinda/status/1102978338501611521

https://twitter.com/theindiansnob/status/1102978277969354754

https://twitter.com/shekissedklaus/status/1102978275150909441

https://twitter.com/_NiaMonet/status/1102976918285103104

https://twitter.com/PatriaKhaleesi/status/1102978247632056322

You can check out the whole trailer below.

GET EXCITED!

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