22 Savage Instagram Captions Perfect For Throwing Shade

Instagram is really a fabulous app for millennial and it serves so many unique purposes. For starters, it is a great way to showcase the life you want to perceive yourself to be living and easily make others despise you for having what they don’t. The reality of it though is that what you perceive yourself to be on Instagram is just want you want people to think of you, not really who you are…but that’s a whole different story for later.

 

If you are going to fall into the flow of using Instagram to perceive yourself as something specific, then why not throw shade at all the people who did you wrong with a lovely caption and a photo that says, “nothing bothers me.” Captions are a perfect way to throw some shade via Instagram.

For Throwing Shade At The Boy Who Did You Wrong:

1. “Silly me, expecting too much from people again.” – Unknown

 

2. “Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare.” – Genereux Philip

 

3. “Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back.” – Stephan Labossiere

 

4. “I gave your nickname to someone else.” – Drake

 

5. “All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.” – Mae West

 

6. “As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.”  – John Lennon

 

7. “All of my ‘let’s just be friends’ are friends I don’t have anymore.” – Drake

 

23 Savage Instagram Captions To Throw Shade When You’re Feeling Brand New

Instagram is really a fabulous app for millennial and it serves so many unique purposes. For starters, it is a great way to showcase the life you want to perceive yourself to be living and easily make others despise you for having what they don’t. The reality of it though is that what you perceive yourself to be on Instagram is just want you want people to think of you, not really who you are…but that’s a whole different story for later.

If you are going to fall into the flow of using Instagram to perceive yourself as something specific, then why not throw shade at all the people who did you wrong with a lovely caption and a photo that says, “nothing bothers me.” Captions are a perfect way to throw some shade via Instagram.

For Throwing Shade At The Boy Who Did You Wrong:

1. “Silly me, expecting too much from people again.” – Unknown

2. “Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare.” – Genereux Philip

3. “Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back.” – Stephan Labossiere

4. “I gave your nickname to someone else.” – Drake

5. “All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.” – Mae West

6. “As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.”  – John Lennon

7. “All of my ‘let’s just be friends’ are friends I don’t have anymore.” – Drake

For Throwing Shade At The Girl That Stabbed You In The Back:

8. “You are not required to set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.” – Unknown

9. “I’m Angelina, you Jennifer. Come on (girl), you see where Brad at.” – Nicki Minaj

10. “If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.” – Unknown

11. By the power vested in me, I now pronounce your blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my *ss.” – Unknown

12. I don’t hold grudges, you just become irrelevant.” – Unknown

13. “Do it for the people who want to see you fail.” – Unknown

14. “Like I mean I don’t even know why you girls bother at this point. Like give up, it’s me, I win, you lose.” – Nicki Minaj

For Throwing Shade At The Haters:

15. “Here is my justification: I don’t have one.” – Eric Gibson

16. “The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them.” – Criss Jami

17. “Be so good they can’t ignore you.” – Steve Martin

18. “Haters don’t really hate you, they hate themselves; because you’re a reflection of what they wish to be.” –Yaria

19. “The hated man is the result of his hater’s pride rather than his hater’s conscience. – Tom Hiddleston

20. “Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.” – Mae West

21. “When there are so many haters and negative things, I really don’t care.” – Kim Kardashian

22. “You’re going to have haters and you’re going to have lovers.”  – Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi

23. “You’re going to have hatersand you’re going to have lovers.”  – Bruno Mars

21 Kids Whose Honesty Skills Are Borderline Savage

When it comes to being honest with our friends, family, and loved ones—many of us don’t want to be brutal. We want to be as kind as humanly possible when telling someone we don’t like their spouse, we think they look fat in a dress, or we truly just cannot stand them. Basically, we sugar coat everything so we don’t hurt someone’s feelings.

But, if you want to get a true and honest opinion on something—go ask some kids. Kids are the most savage, ruthless, and cutthroat individuals when it comes to being truthful. Don’t believe me? Just ask these kids who have no problem bringing forth the savage truth.

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We’ve Finally Been Blessed With An Emoji To Respond To D*ck Pics

Every year, iPhone users are blessed with some new Emojis to add to our collection of little symbols that we use to replace actual text messaging and words. With every passing update, we get some incredible new cartoon symbols that will immediately become our favorites. But, this time around, we’ve got one that will change our lives for the better.

Introducing: the brand new emoji that will make its way into being your favorite emoji in the world—the pinching hands.

Coming in every skin color and style, this emoji will immediately be every woman’s favorite response to annoying boyfriends, creeps in her DMs, and unsolicited d*ck pics online. The pinching hands obviously looks like someone comparing the small space between the thumb and the index finger to the awfully small size of someone’s…nether regions.

Women online are utterly excited to put this bad boy to good use.

https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/1092892003388530688

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1092930292757585921

https://twitter.com/bootlegmuslim/status/1092895978191872000

Can’t wait.

This Guy Told A Girl To Buy ‘Anything She Wanted’ With His Credit Card & She Bought A F*cking Bouncy Castle

When it comes to males, for some reason, they cannot take rejection well. Take it from someone who has been a single woman on Tinder once or twice in her lifetime – when you say no, they think you’re saying, “please, try harder.” It’s as if the words “no” don’t resonate in their minds and they insist on making themselves look like complete fools – for the entire world to eventually see because we don’t keep that sh*t to ourselves – right ladies?

One woman – Leagan – has set the bar outrageously high for payback to men who cannot take no for an answer. Seriously – this is the best story I have heard to date. A guy asked Leagan out on a date and she respectfully said no, because she just wasn’t interested in him. Instead of taking the rejection, this guy decided to send Leagan his credit card – front and back – to “allow her to buy anything her heart desires.” As if, this was going to win her over.

She decides to buy the one thing every girl secretly wants in their life – a bouncy castle. You know exactly what I’m talking about. The big, giant, blow-up castles that your rich friends have at their backyard birthday parties but your parents would never let you have because it would “ruin the lawn.”

After her purchase, the guy messages her to ask her “what is this” that she just bought with his credit card. Her response?

People Reveal The Pettiest Thing Their Ex Has Ever Done And It’ll Have You Swear Off Dating Forever

Breakups can be hard for everyone involved sometimes. Other times, one person is hurt way worse than the other. When this happens, whoever gets hurt the worst wants to get sweet, sweet revenge on the person who broke their heart. While physical violence is frowned upon in society, and no one wants to go to jail, the next best thing is to be absolutely petty. What’s a better way to get back at someone who hurt you than by stealing something, breaking something, or constantly reminding them how much of an awful person they are? People online shared the pettiest things their ex has ever done for “revenge” after a breakup and the responses will really make you thankful for never having to date any of these savage souls.

thedoctorismyparabatai:

My ex-husband gave me back my KitchenAid mixer but kept all the attachments.

techdumay:

Stole and used checks on my name,
sold my TV via facebook- all while i was moving out.

But her grand finale must be waiting for me outside my doorstep, on my birthday, with a wrapped dildo in her hand.

Two years after we broke up!

While i was living with my new girlfriend!

humdrumdummydum:

About a month after I moved out of my exs place he told me to come pick up some mail. As I was leaving work I told him I’d be there in 15 minutes, and he said he’d be home.

I texted him that I’d arrived and after a few minutes knocked on the door to be let in by the roommate who directed me to the back room. I walk in to him fucking a stripper he’d recently made his girlfriend, bent over a desk I’d built him. I waited for them to dress so he could give me my mail, because he wouldnt just tell me where to find it. As soon as he handed it to me I began to walk out, and he persued me saying things like “hey don’t you wanna talk?” And “come back! How have you been?”. I just said “youre disgusting” and got in my car.

Four months to the day of our breakup, he married the stripper, and is currently in the process of getting divorced. That relationship was a mistake, for sure.

thegirlnamedisla:

After I broke up with my first high school boyfriend, he left messages on my desk with misspelled words and incorrect grammar, knowing how irritated I would be, as it was (and still is) one of my biggest pet peeves.

gr8fulde4d420:

Moved out while I was at work one day. Took my cat, and had him put to sleep. It was petty to her.

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