Someone On Twitter Pointed Out That ‘GoT’ Is Just Live Action Shrek And Now It’s Ruined For Me

In today’s news of “things that have absolutely f**king destroyed me so now I want them to destroy you,” I bring you this tweet that absolutely no one ever f**king asked for.

Twitter user @ohytargaryen decided to point out—rather rudely—that Game of Thrones is just a “live action Shrek,” and, they brought receipts to prove it.

I mean…this scene in Shrek is basically the same as Sansa and Tyrion’s wedding.

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But just…Jaime…I mean…!!!!!!

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WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K GUYS!!!!!

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Shrek is The Hound!

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Arya as Puss In Boots? Perfection.

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DRAGONS! DRAGONS GUYS!

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Podrick = Human Shrek? YES!

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Guys, dis tew much.

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And, someone even pointed out that Bran was in Shrek, too…

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BRB while I go rip my eyes out because I’m scarred for f**king life.

This Girl Curved A Dude’s Creepy DM By Inviting Him To A Really Scary Threesome

Internet, meet Bridget Nickerson. Bridget Nickerson has great style, pink hair, and nice mesh tops. Bridget also has a way with words. Specifically, words that scare away creeps sliding into her DMs. Specifically, dudes that try to ‘sex chat’ with random strangers off the Internet (what is this, MSN circa 2000???)

Anyway, take notes girls (and also guys, on what not to do):

First of all, do people really get off on sex chats with randos? PORN IS FREE, Y’ALL. Second of all, anybody who writes ‘cloths’ instead of ‘clothes’ can just go right to hell. Third of all, no descriptive sexy rhetoric between *kises you long and hard* and *takes off your cloths*? NOTHIN?

Not to mention the Shrek surprise. Bridget didn’t even use female Shrek (Fiona!) or human Shrek     (?hot?) because she a savage. Also, way to bring it around full circle with the “Damn not going to even reply???” I love a bookend.

Bridget’s tweet went viral, racking up over 100,000 retweets and 240,000 likes in just a couple of days. I think it’s safe to say we now have a new template for dealing with grody Internet creeps. Naturally, Twitter LOVED IT.

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