Busy Philipps Expertly Roasted A Troll Who Tried To Mom-Shame Her New Tattoo

When women get tattoos, the last thing on their minds is how they’re going to explain them to their children. Let’s face it, our bodies are our bodies and we don’t feel the need to explain our tattoos to anyone—even our kids. But, recently, Busy Philipps—TV show host and true ’90s icon—received some rather annoying mom-shaming for a new tattoo she inked onto her body.

The tattoo in question, which Philipps posted on Instagram, showcases a girl figure skating across the words: “F*ck ‘Em”

She captioned the post:

“My favorite illustration drawn by @mcfetridge for my book #thiswillonlyhurtalittle (it’s in the A Movie Script Ending chapter). Tattooed beautifully by @dre.dayli in Dallas at @thirdeyegallery last night,” she wrote. “And weirdly true to form and as things always tend to be, it really always only hurts a little.”

Surprisingly—but not too surprisingly—people began to comment on the photo to ask Philipps how she was going to explain the new ink to her children. When you’re a celebrity with offspring, it always seems as though you are nothing without your children. No matter how successful you may be, it always comes back to: “you’re really going to do that even though you have kids?” *yawn* Boring!

Instagram user @debohya left a comment saying she “wasn’t judging” but was curious what the Freaks and Geeks star would tell her children.

In all honesty—it’s a moot point. As a parent, you don’t need to revolve your entire life around your kid. In fact, you should never have to do so at all. Philipps made a point to be very clear that she would not be taking any sh*t from mom-shamers.

Philipps responded: “I tell them that these are words to live by. Especially as a woman.

People online whole-heartedly agreed with this statement.

But, that didn’t stop another mom-shamer from jumping in and asking yet another stupid question.

Don’t worry—we have a feeling Busy can handle herself. I mean, she’s been known to totally shut down trolls in the past.

Like, this one time a guy commented on a mirror selfie after the gym complaining that her “rolls were showing,” and she replied with a pretty great burn.

We love us a strong woman.

h/t: Scary Mommy.

Woman Who Clogged A Colonic Machine Gets Gently But Brutally Owned In Owner’s Yelp Review Response

If you’re going to go for a colonic and pay for it, you want to get everything cleaned out. I mean, not just a little bit, I mean everything. Tyler McCall recently discovered a hilarious Yelp review from one woman who, apparently paid a lot of money and expected her entire system to be cleansed, but, her appointment was cut short due to the fact that she “clogged” the machine. McCall read the original complaint on Yelp that read:

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But, after seeing the complaint, the owner of the colonics place totally owned her in the most polite and brutal way possible. McCall said it was hilarious—and, she had to share with the world because it truly is.

https://twitter.com/eiffeltyler/status/1080647169969930240

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I can’t stop laughing. Not only was he overly honest with the woman about how long it took her to literally clog a machine, but he was passive aggressive saying “that’s amazing for you!” I’m crying—who clogs an entire colonic machine? How much does this woman poop?!?

People on Twitter could not stop laughing at how hilarious the situation was and how amazing the owner’s response is.

https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1080649034002386944

https://twitter.com/mekosoff/status/1080656316824276995

https://twitter.com/NickNelson87/status/1080674589892636672

https://twitter.com/muntingsolasi/status/1080670911819366400

This is easily the best Yelp response to a complaint we have ever seen and, to the owner of this colonics spot—we applaud you.

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