25 People Who Fell Out Of The Stupid Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Before the Internet existed, stupid people‘s stupid opinions went for the most part unheard. Sure, their immediate family/friends/bartenders would be subjected to their BS, but that’s about it. No harm, no foul, no crippling embarrassment.

But now that social media reigns supreme, everyone has an opinion that can get eyeballs in mere seconds. It may be making the world a dumber place, but it’s also allowing these dummies to out themselves.

1. This espionage expert:

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2. This aeronautics engineer:

3. This righteous parent:

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4. And this enraged one:

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5. This cat non-owner:

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6. This confused individual:

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7. This rational philosopher:

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8. This confused flat-earther:

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9. This nervous system doctor:

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10. This video game logician:

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11. This deadbeat dad sympathizer:

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12. This batsh*t vegan:

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13. This responsible adult:

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14. This dedicated historian:

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15. This lovely member of the community:

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16. This candy-cane hating principal:

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17. This linguist:

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18. This mermaid cynic:

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19. This sophist:

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20. This enabling parent:

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21. This 2A-er:

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22. This American:

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23. This very confused chump:

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24. And finally, this concerned parent:

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This Woman Legitimately Believes That Honey Is ‘Bee’s Blood’ And I’m Honestly Shaking My Head

Some people in life are straight up stupid and refuse to research things, Google them, or read. For this reason, I find it extremely hard to communicate with humans anymore—I’m never sure who I’m speaking to. The worst kind of people are those who refuse to believe otherwise, even after you tell them that they’re wrong, and they completely shut down actual facts. Like, this woman who truly believes that honey is “bee’s blood” and in order to get honey, you have to murder all the bees.

A beekeeper was selling a raw honeycomb online, and a potential customer messaged her with interest in buying it. But, she had her facts kind of…wrong. She asked if the woman sold the bees. The woman responded that she does not, because she needs them to harvest more honey.

And, then, things got really warped—like, the woman legitimately told the seller she thinks that honey is bee’s blood and bees are just “uncooked honey.”

No matter how many times the seller told the customer, she refused to believe that bees are not uncooked honey.

Oh god, the ignorance.

No, Bonnie, honey is not bee’s blood.

33 People Who Shouldn’t Have Skipped English Class In 2018

Look, not everyone is great at spelling. It’s not something we’re born knowing, we have to learn it. That’s the whole point of English class. You might never find yourself in a situation where you need to know the difference between imply and infer to make it through your life, but you will need to know how to spell.

That’s rough for people who are really lost in the weeds when it comes to spelling. These days, especially, because everyone is always texting and emailing, so it’s crucial to have a good idea of how to spell. Sometimes, not even autocorrect can help you.

Many times it’s not even the spelling, exactly, that’s the problem—it’s that people mishear words or morph them into other words. I had a roommate once who thought that idolizing someone was putting them on a “pedestool.” The correct word is, of course, pedestal, like the thing that statues are placed on for display in museums. But to my roommate, pedestool made sense because a stool is a thing people stand on.

What I’m saying is, we’re not here to judge or shame people who can’t spell. We’re just here to laugh at them.

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