The Mountain’s ‘Tiny’ Girlfriend Answers The One Thing We’re All Wondering About

If you’re a fan of Game of Thrones, of course, you know who The Mountain is. The bodyguard of Cersei Lannister is the biggest, scariest, most intimidating character on the show. Not only is he huge, he’s also known to do some pretty wild things on the show, such as popping the head of Pedro Pascal like it was a pumpkin and holding his kid brother, The Hound, against a fire for playing with his toy. Many don’t know that The Mountain is huge both on the show and off the show. Just by looking at his Instagram, one can see how much hard work goes into maintaining his body.

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, the actor, and bodybuilder who plays The Mountain, happens to be dating someone who looks absolutely nothing like him. While he stands at a tall 6 feet 9 inches, his girlfriend is pretty much the complete opposite.

His girlfriend, Kelsey, is into fitness and wellness, but she stands at a tiny 5 feet 2 inches–which is much smaller than the almost 7 feet that The Mountain stands. The two, however, make an adorable couple.

 

Here they are at the recent Game of Thrones series finale premiere, where you can clearly see the height difference.

 

The first question that pops into everyone’s mind when seeing them has to be–how do they kiss?!? Many people who are fans of Game of Thrones are constantly asking the couple how that really works between them. Does Kelsey have to jump up to reach her man? Does The Mountain bend down to meet Kesley? How does it really work?

Someone on Instagram asked Kelsey:

 “How do you kiss? Do you jump into his arms every time and wrap your legs around his waist? Please post a picture of this impressive action.”

And, surprisingly, she responded saying:

“ah, he bends, I tiptoe. Or just say screw it, pick me up!”

These two are seriously adorable and a true example of opposites attract.

19 Daily Struggles of a Tall Person

Life wasn’t designed for the vertically blessed, clothing doesn’t fit, legroom is always lacking and you get asked if you play basketball on a weekly basis. As a tall person you may have noticed the longer the body, the more awkward life becomes:

1. Mirrors

Option one: Only check how you look from your torso down. Option two: Do an awkward knee bend combined with head tilt making you resemble a gangly Quasimodo. Option three: Step back from the mirror to the point where binoculars would come in handy.

2. Group Pictures

Come on guys, my arm isn’t a selfie stick

3. Public Transport

Airplanes and buses were designed and built by a collective of Hobbits and Gnomes; it’s the only explanation.

4. Beds

Dangling leg or crooked neck, decisions decisions.

5. Dating

If they’re below 5’8 you’re going to have to pick them up for make out session.

6. Clothes

According to clothing manufactures, if you’re above six foot then you weigh at least 200 pounds.

7. Any concert, ever.

“What do you want me to do exactly, stand at the back like a leper, chop my legs off at the knees? I’ll tell you what, I’ll just describe what’s happening on stage, just stop giving me that death stare and elbowing me in the back. ”

8. Dinner tables

There is a good chance you’ll end up playing accidental footsie with the person sitting opposite you. Just hope it isn’t your girlfriend’s dad.

9. We’re human beacons

In emergencies people look to the tall to follow, it’s like we’re walking lighthouses.

10. Standing up quickly

Blood has a long way to go up our gangly frame, which means we’re in danger of passing out if we get up too fast.

11. Showers

They are perfect for cleaning anything below the shoulders.

12. Questions

“Yes, I am tall. No I don’t play basketball. The weather up here is about the same as where you are. Yes I can reach that top shelf. You seem like a very observant person.”

13. Sharing an umbrella

Either everyone gets wet or your going to get an eye poked out.

14. Door handles

It is entirely justifiable to get hulk-angry after your belt loop gets caught in a handle for the third time that day.

15. Cleaning the dishes

It will look like you’ve pissed yourself by the time you’ve finished, its unavoidable.

16. Driving

It’s normal to spend several extra minutes at the lights because your vision is cut off by the roof.

17. Ceiling fans

Under no circuses high five someone in the same room as a celling fan, you will lose your fingers.

18. Water fountains

There’s no dignified way of doing this, you’re going to resemble a giraffe at the watering hole.

19. Bath Tubs

Fuck ‘em, there I said it, just fuck ‘em all.

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