10 Things We Say to Our Boyfriends While We’re at Target

Eyes On Target

We’ve all been there. It was a long day at work and you’re thinking about making something for dinner. One little stop won’t hurt, right? You decide to pull off the interstate and stop at Target, just to get a few things. You walk past the carts, but then do a double-take. Your back does hurt after working so hard, so you decide it’s better to grab the cart. Next thing you know, you’re waist deep in throw pillows and have no idea how this new rolling kitchen island is going to fit in your Honda Civic.

1. I’m running some errands after work.

What kind of errands, Sharon? Do they involve milk and bread? Do you know where you can get milk and bread? You’re up to no good because you’re scanning the possible destinations. You left this part of the equation out of your little text. Was it intentional? Probably.

 2. Becky needed something, so I offered to go with her.

You’re just being a loyal friend and not letting your friend shop alone. Your significant other should be proud of how big hearted you are and lucky that you are theirs.

35 Tweets You’ll Appreciate If Your Target Obsession Is Borderline Unhealthy

No matter how crazy your day has been, there’s one thing you can always count on: Target. Target is there for you when nothing else makes sense. Target doesn’t ask questions, it simply exists to spark joy and drain your bank account.

If you have a borderline unhealthy obsession with Target like us, each and every one of these tweets will speak to your soul as you cruise through the dollar section.

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https://twitter.com/caitlynmlozano/status/745771012394889217

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https://twitter.com/mikeyhency/status/922910915355447299

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https://twitter.com/IoIteresa/status/922265918322954241

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https://twitter.com/Mother_Faulkner/status/919597193190952960

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https://twitter.com/audiseaa/status/922935315874172929

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https://twitter.com/lauryn_schmitty/status/923395006714408961

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https://twitter.com/amanduhluna/status/922243325872230400

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https://twitter.com/ItsKodyBreh/status/922999567586439168

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https://twitter.com/murieen/status/919334385911873536

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h/t: BuzzFeed, Twitter

53 Thoughts Every Girl Has When the Target Obsession Is Too Real

Target…the mecca of all things cute and inexpensive. Why is it that no matter what we’re going there to buy…we always end up with about 30 other items that we definitely did not need?! It’s all so cute and hard to resist. 

 

We put an hour into the parking meter, swearing we won’t take longer than that but every. freaking. time. we run back out to add about two more. Why is it that as soon as we walk into those bright red doors, all sense of self-control doesn’t come with us?!

 

1. Okay, I have a list. Stick. To. The. List.

 

2. Toothpaste, paper towels, a birthday present for mom. Nothing else.

 

3. I should just get a basket. I only need three things.

 

4. Oh, look, the dollar section!

 

5. These little things are so cute!

 

6. Maybe just one.

 

7. Okay. Focus.

 

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