Lesbians have better sex than straight girls. The screen caps in the viral tweet below exemplify the truth of the statement, though it is important to note it is actually one of scientific fact rather than opinion.
Consistently, women who sleep with women report higher levels of sexual satisfaction—regardless of age, race, geography—than do women who sleep with men. Consider these statistics: A 2014 study by the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that lesbians orgasmed 75% of the time during sex, compared with 61% for heterosexual women (the sexual orientation of men, unsurprisingly, had no effect on their orgasm rate.)
A significantly larger study of Americans conducted last year by the Kinsey Institute found the same trends, though with a more alarming disparity; Lesbians reported orgasming 86% of the time during sex, whereas that number was a low 65% for women (again, men, regardless of orientation, said they orgasmed 95% of the time.)
Is it harder for a woman to fake an orgasm when with another woman, than when with a man? Certainly. But lesbians also know what a clitoris is and how to work it—a statement that, depressingly, does not seem to always apply to their male counterparts.
If you have a family and you go on dates, you know that telling your family you’re going on a date means you’ll be bombarded with endless questions about every intimate detail they can possibly think of. How do you combat this? Apparently, make a pamphlet that answers every single question before they get the change to even ask them.
Twitter user Mary Beth Barone shared the pamphlet she provided to her family while on vacation in Florida.
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Barone told BuzzFeed that she met a guy in Florida at a wedding a few weeks before going on vacation with her family. She planned to meet him in Miami for a date, but, was unsure how to approach her entire family about leaving to go on a date—all 30 people. So, instead of fielding all of their questions, Barone made a pamphlet that answered everything they would most likely ask her about her date.
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The pamphlet started with a: “Please remain calm,” with a beautiful, calming ocean to make sure they do stay calm.
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The questions went from “who is this guy,” to “where did you meet him,” to “what’s the parking situation,” and so on. Barone answered probably every question her parents/extended family would ask.
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Barone told BuzzFeed that her family is truly nosy and invasive—but, she is to them, too. In fact, when she gave them the pamphlets, they loved it.
“I know that all their questions come from a place of love and caring, and I was glad I could ease any worries by overcommunicating.”
And, as it turns out, the date went super well. Unfortunately, the guy ghosted her afew weeks later—because, you know, men are dicks.
However, people online were truly in love with the idea to make a pamphlet to field super invasive and annoying questions instead of actually answering them out loud.
In today’s news of “things that have absolutely f**king destroyed me so now I want them to destroy you,” I bring you this tweet that absolutely no one ever f**king asked for.
Twitter user @ohytargaryen decided to point out—rather rudely—that Game of Thrones is just a “live action Shrek,” and, they brought receipts to prove it.
I mean…this scene in Shrek is basically the same as Sansa and Tyrion’s wedding.
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But just…Jaime…I mean…!!!!!!
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WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K GUYS!!!!!
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Shrek is The Hound!
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Arya as Puss In Boots? Perfection.
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DRAGONS! DRAGONS GUYS!
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Podrick = Human Shrek? YES!
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Guys, dis tew much.
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And, someone even pointed out that Bran was in Shrek, too…
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BRB while I go rip my eyes out because I’m scarred for f**king life.
Many times in life, it so happens that we meet people at the wrong time. Even if two people are destined to be together, if it’s not the right time, things just won’t work out. Think of it this way—how many times have you dated someone that was in a completely different stage of their life (emotionally, mentally) and because of this, you could never see eye-to-eye? Maybe you wanted to move forward—get married, start a family—and your partner was too busy clubbing and bar-hopping every weekend.
Well, I hate to break it to you, but when you aren’t ready for the “right one,” the right one won’t wait around for you. So often, people think that “true love will wait,” but, that’s unrealistic and a bunch of fairy tale garbage. To prove it, I bring you Twitter user Rev Rell, who shared a story of her friend who lost a good girl forever.
I waited 3 years for a guy to get his shit together and be with me. I finally realized that he was never going to feel the same. He hit me up asking for ass the night before I went on my first date with my now husband, and I’m so glad I blocked him. pic.twitter.com/Dhk5fdoQQ0
Loved reading this. Been through this time and time again trying to help someone change but ended up taking away from my own peace & hurting myself along the way. Let her go and let her be happy. pic.twitter.com/VaEsdXSXuK
Now this is the type of truth coaching that should have saturated Steve Harvey’s trash books. You are doing the world a great service, sir. I salute you my brotha!
Some first date stories are bad. But, some first date stories are f**king awful. Like, I mean, so awful they are almost unbelievable. The ones that you hear and say: “Nah, no shot that’s true.” And then you stop and realize how truly disgusting some humans can be and swear off dating for the rest of your life.
Twitter user Jacqueline shared the story of her friend’s date with a morgue worker and—brace yourselves, this is disgusting.
Her friend met the guy on Tinder.
After the date, they hook up and have sex. It gets…graphic.
After letting him plant his seed all over her chest, she has a rash the next day.
She decides to go to the doctor, who then sends her to a dermatologist.
And, they found “tiny parasites” under her skin.
The doctor says the only way a person gets these kinds of parasites are from having sex with animals or having sex with dead people.
Any woman on the internet knows the annoyance of a guy who just won’t leave her alone, whether on social media or in real life. And, of course, there are the worst guys—the ones who send unsolicited dick pics. It’s not cute, it’s harassment.
But, because not all guys are terrible, and allyship comes in all forms, one man made himself truly useful by tweeting what look like candid pics of himself, meant to be used to deflect unwanted male attention.
Trevor Norris (@trevor_norris0 on Twitter) included four pictures of himself in a tweet that read, “Saw there was an actual market of women that needed this… so here are some pictures y’all can use to send to guys that won’t leave you alone or keep sending you unsolicited pictures. Goodluck.”
Norris also pointed out that a woman who is being harassed on Instagram can contact the company.
If you foreal have a problem with being harassed and don’t know how get out of said situation or what to do about it go to IG. There is a real support system there forall the troubled people out there. Goodluck & be safe pic.twitter.com/W254XOlpbw
And the results were fantastic. Women were thrilled that they now had realistic-looking pictures they could send to anyone bothering them to send the message “I got a man.”
My friend doesn’t have twitter but I showed her ur thread and we literally just used one of ur pics to get rid of a guy tht has kept blowing her up and not taking the hint
One mom wrote to Norris to thank him and call him a genius.
As a mom, I personally don’t have need of your services, but I LOVE YOU—YOU ARE A GENIUS. Thank you so much for helping girls (maybe even some guys) protect themselves. It’s sad that it’s necessary. I’m sending this to my daughter and all her friends. ?
For those of you who may not know, Microblading is a popular cosmetic procedure that uses a fine pen to essentially stain the skin with hair-like strokes to make your eyebrows appear fuller. The seemingly simple practice has gained popularity in many salons across the world. However, like any cosmetic procedure, sometimes things go horribly wrong.
Jami Ledbetter of Kansas City, Missouri recently decided to give the whole microblading trend a try after her daughters gave her a Groupon last Christmas.
Ledbetter had originally been excited about the prospect of trying out this new cosmetic trend after her daughters gave her a Groupon for the treatment last Christmas.
According to Fox4KC, the $250 Groupon was for services by a woman who claimed she was certified in microblading.
Unfortunately, the procedure didn’t exactly go as planned and the 42-year-old mom was horrified when she saw the final result.
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Ledbetter’s brows were completely disfigured as if someone had conducted the treatment in the dark and blindfolded.
“I was devastated,” Ledbetter said. “I was even dating a guy, and he stopped dating me at that point.”
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She was so mortified that she stopped leaving the house except to go to the grocery store.
The mom tried everything to hide the botched brow job, but nothing seemed to work.
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Ledbetter then went to another woman who alleged she could “camouflage” her brows which ended up only making things worse.
“It was pretty painful,” Ledbetter said. “I tried to have a good attitude, but it burned a lot. It kind of felt bruised.”
Finally, Ledbetter was referred to Kara Gutierrez, a licensed and insured tattoo artist who owns Spot On Beauty in Lee’s Summit.
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“It took everything in me to hold back tears because this is the worse I’ve ever seen,” Gutierrez said.
Her first session with Ledbetter was back in February when she began using a product known as Li-ft in order to slowly remove the unwanted pigments.
The lightening solution has to be applied in eight-week intervals.
“You want scabs so it will pull out that pigment,” Gutierrez said. “It’s very unpredictable to how much you can remove, but it works.”
“This is something that is permanent on your face,” she added. “You have to make sure your artist knows what they’re doing.”
Safe to say, we won’t be trying out microblading anytime in the near future.
Facial hair or lack thereof can have a huge impact on a man’s appearance. If you’ve ever seen before and after shaving photos, you know the transformations can be pretty insane. This is probably why we get so incredibly attached to male celebrity beards, such as the one resting upon the glorious face of Jason Momoa. Well, it used to rest there. Now, the Game of Thrones star is completely shaven and tbh, I’m still not sure how to feel about it.
When we think of Jason Momoa AKA Khal Drogo AKA Aquaman, one of the first things that comes to mind is his glorious beard.
In addition to his chiseled physique and all around grizzly manliness, of course.
But what if I told you this beast of a man no longer had his signature facial hair?
*gasp*
The Game of Thrones actor recently released a YouTube video titled “Goodbye Drogo…I SHAVED!” in which he shaves off his entire beard while talking about his latest project to help preserve the planet.
Momoa discusses replacing plastic bottles with aluminum and other efforts we can take to live more “infinitely recyclable”—doing our part to save mother earth and whatnot.
While a noble initiative. Now let’s draw our attention back to the beard, or lack thereof.
In any situation as dire as this one, I find it best to sort through my feelings in the form of a pro-con list. So, here goes.
Pros:
1. First and foremost, the obvious, he’s helping the planet.
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Gorgeous and environmentally conscious, what more could you possibly need?
2. He looks younger, which is never a bad thing.
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Flashback to his early onscreen years.
3. We can see his beautiful jawline.
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Swoon.
4. And that adorable smile.
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Be still, my heart.
Cons:
1. I fell in love with him as Khal Drogo and it’s hard for me to imagine him as anything else.
*sniff*
2. As I mentioned before, the beard added that extra rugged touch.
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Yes, sir.
3. Not necessarily a bad thing, but he looks like a completely different man.
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So, there you have it—my personal insight on this whole beardless Drogo thing.
And here’s what other people had to say about the transformation:
jason momoa shaved off his beard because you fucks don't know how to recycle and keep the planet clean. can't believe i have to deal with a dying planet and now jason without a beard
Well done guys, first you destroyed the planet and now you destroy Jason Momoa's beard. I don't know which is worse. Shame on you all. #bringbackthebeardhttps://t.co/rVKTcurPqz
With and without beard!! He’s still attractive 😍 Jason Momoa shaving his beard for a good cause. Spreading awareness and a solution: infinitely recyclable aluminum! ♻️ pic.twitter.com/GjmOBnfflj
But I think we can all agree that he’s still one of the most beautiful beings to walk this planet. Not to mention, he’s trying to save it so that’s pretty cool too.
If a bride, groom, or bridesmaid acts out—you best believe it’s going to get exposed on social media, and people are always down for a wedding disaster story.
The latest in the ridiculous stories about weddings comes from Imgur user UrsulaIMeanVanessa. She posted photos of an email she received from another woman in the bridal party who was invited to the bachelorette party in Vegas. Originally the Imgur user said this woman “wasn’t invited” on the trip because she’s a total “womp womp” downer, but she bullied her way into getting an invite (which seems pretty psycho on its own).
Then, the bachelorette bully proceeded to send an email filled with “rules” for the entire bachelorette party’s trip to Vegas. And, it’s absolutely f**king insane.
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So, let’s break it down, shall we?
Basically, she found a church to go to in Vegas on Sunday—she even told the Pastor of the church to “expect them.”She also said that there would be “no liquor” in the hotel room at all because they could fall off the balcony and die (which sounds much better than staying with this woman anywhere). She also said that no one could have any sex on this trip—none, zero, zilch. No drugs—not even Adderall.
On top of these demanding rules and regulations, she’s also insisting that everyone in the bridal party who is attending the trip to send her $50 each, because she “plans on spending $900 on groceries—nine hundred dollars.
People on Twitter were blown away that this woman would force her way into the bachelorette party and then demand that everyone follows her rules—and she’s not even the bride!
"WE WON'T BE STUDYING SO YOU DON'T NEED YOUR DRUGS" "I FOUND US A CHURCH" "SEND ME MONEY"
SHE'S NOT EVEN THE BRIDE
drop her off in the middle of the desert and LEAVE HER THERE
Meet Ali Resuta. She’s a 21-year-old senior at Arizona State University who’s thinking about maybe trying to get into a career in YouTube. She’s not sure yet, but if her experience with the guy we’re about to write about is any indication, she might want to have a back-up plan.
Resuta posted what she called“a somewhat risqué picture” to her Instagram stories while on vacation in Hawaii a couple of weeks ago. A guy who she knew had a girlfriend reacted to the photo and she decided to post the exchange that followed between them to Twitter.
She tweeted a screengrab from Insta where she asks him, “Don’t ya have a gf?” and he responds, “Yes I do, Sorry I was going through my stories and accidentally hit the emojis.” Mm-hm. A likely story. In the tweet, she wrote, “Men ain’t sh*t.”
Patrick was one of the aforementioned randos and he distinguished himself by asking for her Venmo account. When she asked him why, he said it was because he’d just seen her vlog. As Resuta explained, “Men are weird and I’ve gotten a considerate amount of money from random dudes on the internet for no reason whatsoever. So, as you could see in the screenshot, I got pretty excited because I thought I was about to get some money.”
Patrick didn’t want her Venmo account to give her money, he wanted it so he could actually request payment from her. He actually requested $5 reimbursement for “3:44 of [his] time,” the exact length of her latest vlog.
All right, that’s pretty funny. And because she’s got a good sense of humor, Resuta took the burn gracefully. “I knew hewas just kidding and not actually trying to be mean,” she said.
And, because she’s obviously a screenshot pro, she took screenshots of her interaction with Patrick and put them on Twitter, writing, “This is the end of my YouTube career.”
That tweet went hugely viral, racking up over 230,000 likes and 33,000 retweets. As a result, Resuta did get more people jokingly asking her to pay them back for their time, but she also got one person who did send her $5 for 3:44 of his time, saying, “that guys [sic] dumb.” Sweet!
She told BuzzFeed News, “Thankfully the tweet has calmed down and the internet has gone back to ignoring me.”
And as forPatrick, A) no, she did not pay him (“I’m way too broke for that,” she explained) and B) they’re on good terms and definitely got a laugh out of the fact that the tweet blew up like it did.
Resuta said that she was inspired in her vlogging by celebrity YouTubers like David Dobrik and Cody Ko. She told BuzzFeed that her YouTube channel is “actually not serious at all.” For now, it’s just a way to vlog her experiences with her friends. She added, “But, I mean, who knows, maybe one day I’ll take it seriously.”
