This Guy Tweeted The Most Horrific Story About His Cousin’s Sugar Daddy And It’ll Leave You Saying “Holy Sh*t”

Girls always joke on social media about having a “sugar daddy.” If you’re unaware, a sugar daddy is an older guy who seeks “companionship” from a younger woman in exchange for money, clothes, cars, etc. Sometimes it’s just companionship, other times it’s…other stuff. But, there are plenty of “sugar babies” who are perfectly happy going to dinners, events and other outings with older men in exchange for a nice gift/payment. More power to you, ladies, you get yours. While it can be a great situation for all parties involved, sometimes it ends badly for everyone. One Twitter user, @JayAFoolBro told the story of his cousin and her sugar daddy and – the ending…well…just take a look.

It all started out pretty normal…


But clearly, this guy is a savage.

Right on.

Right…so…

This Guy’s Story About His Psycho Ex Is So Insane, I Need 10 Therapy Sessions To Deal With It

When we hear stories about people’s “crazy exes,” at first, we’re skeptical. But, the more we hear about their psycho ways, the more we realize it’s safer to never date anyone at all, ever, than to end up in a relationship with someone who is this crazy. Twitter user @Hoemar___  took us on a journey of ridiculous twists and turns when he decided to share the story of his psycho ex with all of his followers.

As if this wasn’t bad enough, it gets even worse.

Kendall Jenner’s Real Skincare Routine Proves She’s A Shameless Scammer

When it comes to Kendall Jenner and the entire Kardashian clan, they will do just about anything for a dollar. Let’s be realistic, the entire family is worth over a billion dollars. But, how did they get there? Aside from Kim Kardashian’s sex tape and their TV show, the family banks it with endorsement deals, club appearances, and brand deals. Kris Jenner knows how to milk that industry dollar tree and will make damn sure she gets that 10% on every. single. contract.

Let’s just look through the Kardashian/Jenner Instagram #ad slots, shall we?

Flat Tummy shakes:

Teeth whitening kits:

Hair vitamins:

Tooth brushes:

Need I say more? The Kardashians and Jenners usually will do anything to make some paper—even if they support products that are unhealthy/do not work. So, when Kendall Jenner stepped out supporting an acne medication we almost forgot about—our heads turned.

First of all, Kris Jenner and the entire business family made it out to be that Kendall had some “big announcement.” The video was morbid and weird AF.

Then, before you know it, Proactiv—yes, the acne medication from the 2000s that celebs like Justin Bieber were supporting—said that Kendall was the “new face” of the company.

Yeah, the new face of acne medication.

We know that Kendall has struggled with acne and skin conditions in the past, as people have made fun of her for globbing on the concealer on the red carpet. But, does she really use Proactiv? Absolutely not. In fact, Kendall has been outspoken about undergoing different kinds of treatment for her skin. The proof?

According to an investigation from W Magazine:

In a 2015 post on her now-defunct namesake app, Jenner described how acne had “completely ruined my self-esteem” until she began working with her “incredible dermatologist” and undergoing Laser Genesis treatments, which left her “acne-free for about three years now.” The same year, Kylie told The New York Times, “My sister Kendall had really bad acne when she was younger, and [Kidd] really cleared it up. I thought, ‘Well, if she cured Kendall, I should start to visit her.'” And just last year, Kidd spoke to W about the skincare regimen she’d prescribed for Jenner, consisting of several of her own CK Perfect Skin products, which aren’t available anywhere outside of her Beverly Hills office, let alone via infomercial.

Hello, Kendall, it’s me, honesty—pick up the damn phone.

Twitter, of course, is here—guns blazing—ready to call Kendall on her sh*t.

https://twitter.com/brokeangeI/status/1082873302207680513

https://twitter.com/anya67123073/status/1082200447165685760

https://twitter.com/holylarents/status/1082078729600413696

https://twitter.com/dybalabby/status/1082075701455609856

https://twitter.com/pimpingtonzzz/status/1082497335324798976

Yeah, girl, it’s a no from me.

This Guy’s Story Of His Haunted Ouija Board Experience Will Make You Swear Off The Game Forever

TIf you’ve ever used a Ouija Board, you’d know that those things can seriously be haunted. Maybe you believe in spirits, maybe you don’t—but, for many of us, Ouija Boards have given us some spooky times and haunting moments. Marcus Hitchcock shared the story of using a Ouija Board and, the story is so messed up, you will swear off every playing the game again—for real. Even Marcus himself says he will never play again.

Apparently, Marcus’ aunt was living in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina. She didn’t evacuate and instead, she died.

But, Marcus’ aunt was also into some spooky sh*t.

Things just got weirder and weirder from there.

I’d probably poop in my pants.

Oh My God.

….what?!?

I’m sweating.

I wouldn’t go back there either! GTFO!

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Yeah, I don’t think I’ll ever touch a Ouija Board…ever.

This Woman Legitimately Believes That Honey Is ‘Bee’s Blood’ And I’m Honestly Shaking My Head

Some people in life are straight up stupid and refuse to research things, Google them, or read. For this reason, I find it extremely hard to communicate with humans anymore—I’m never sure who I’m speaking to. The worst kind of people are those who refuse to believe otherwise, even after you tell them that they’re wrong, and they completely shut down actual facts. Like, this woman who truly believes that honey is “bee’s blood” and in order to get honey, you have to murder all the bees.

A beekeeper was selling a raw honeycomb online, and a potential customer messaged her with interest in buying it. But, she had her facts kind of…wrong. She asked if the woman sold the bees. The woman responded that she does not, because she needs them to harvest more honey.

And, then, things got really warped—like, the woman legitimately told the seller she thinks that honey is bee’s blood and bees are just “uncooked honey.”

No matter how many times the seller told the customer, she refused to believe that bees are not uncooked honey.

Oh god, the ignorance.

No, Bonnie, honey is not bee’s blood.

Guy’s Story About How His Friend Had A Horrible ‘Netflix & Chill’ Date Is Gonna Take You On A Hilariously Wild Ride

Dating is not for everyone.

That is clear from the hundreds of stories we have read before. That may be because you can’t find anyone nice or that everyone is already having an affair. Whatever your reason, I am quite sure it can’t top the following story.

I’m sure you have met countless people who seem to be awesome people, and you always ask yourself why they are single? Well, if the following story is anything to go by, it’s probably because they have seen some shit in their life.

I won’t bore you with details any longer, so here it is. Get ready for a wild ride.

Source: Twitter

Single.

Trapped in the closet.

Liking girls.

 

Breaking it down.

 

Talking in her voice.

Male nurse.

Netflix and chill.

Taking the plunge.

Pooched the cooch.

Paying attention.

Snuggling.

Next level.

Acknowledging.

Old school.

First step.

Twinkling.

Apple pie.

Surprised.

On a journey.

Womanhood quivering.

Why You Owe It To Yourself To Create Magic In Your Life

You drag through life tired and uninspired, relentlessly searching for that intangible something that will transform you forever. You seek a spark that ignites into a powerful flame and adventure of a lifetime. You wait for an eternity to discover your bliss, praying for the moment life will change you.

But you owe it to yourself to create magic in your life, to kindle your own flame, to embark on the life-altering journey you seek. You hold immense power over your carefree smile, your undying laugh, the inextinguishable brightness in your eyes.

Create your own magic because you deserve to smile again. You deserve to rediscover the simple joys that blossom every day – the sun’s stunning movement across the sky, the eternal bliss of the wind rustling your hair, the carefree joy of dancing through the streets as if nobody’s watching. You deserve to feel your lips widen in excitement as you embrace life’s simple pleasures, the mystical whimsy of knowing all that awaits you on Earth.

Create your own magic because it will make you feel alive. As your own spell transfixes you, hypnotizing you in the wake of its beauty, you will rediscover what it truly means to live. You will feel your heartbeat out of your chest in eager anticipation, the thrill that reminds you that even as you suffocate under the weight of life’s dreary monotony, you are a living, breathing entity, a monolith of soul and story intertwined.

Create your own magic because life won’t change itself. As you feel the world dim around you, gripping your soul with its dark sorcery, binding you to its unrelenting will, your spellbinding strength will free you, leaving you awash in a mystical twilight haze. In the wake of your spellbinding spark, you will rediscover life’s simple pleasures: whistling as you work, stopping to smell each fragrant rose, laughing with friends as if no time has passed, immersing yourself in childlike wonder.

You owe it to yourself to create magic in your life, to refresh your soul and rejuvenate your spirit, even as life’s dark forces threaten to pull you away from the joy you long to experience. You deserve to light your spark into a flame, to summon your immense power and conjure an aura of adventure out of thin air.

This article originally appeared on Thought Catalog.

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