19 Parents Explain Why They Keep Their Kids On Leashes

Have you ever been out in public and seen a parent pulling their kid around on one of those child leashes? I think people prefer to call them ‘child tethers’ or ‘reigns’ but let’s be real, it’s a damn leash.

As someone who doesn’t have kids, it’s easy to sit there and laugh or pass judgment on these parents for harnessing their child up like a dog, but, until we’ve had multiple toddlers to keep in line we should probably keep our mouths shut.

 

After reading these confessions from pro-leash parents, you’ll never judge the idea again.

 

1. These parents keep their kids on a leash, and for good reason.

 

2. Kids are troublemakers.

 

3. They cannot be trusted in public places.

 

4. Everyone has their reasons.

 

5. To each his own.

 

6. Scary things happen when kids aren’t being watched.

 

7. Safety first!

 

8. It helps them get out energy.

 

9. Their brains aren’t fully developed.

 

10. It’s not a big deal!

 

25 Photos That Are An All Out Assault On Everything Makeup Addicts Hold Dear

Any die-hard makeup addict knows that a quality cosmetic is an investment. The best palettes might eat away your paycheck, but there’s no comparison to a new eye shadow from Tarte, MAC, or any of those other name brands.

That being said, people who love makeup treasure it and don’t take kindly to those who do not. If you’re a true makeup addict, then any and all of these photoswill feel like an all-out assault on everything you hold dear.

1. This palette that suffered an extreme tragedy.

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2. This proof that 2-year-olds should never be left alone.

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3. This lipstick that passed before its time.

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4. This sneaky doggo that got into its owner’s purse.

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5. These unsightly lipstick-stained teeth.

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6. This horrific aftermath of liquid eyeliner.

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7. This fake eyelash that couldn’t handle the pressure.

@TakariaRacquel

8. These clump-tastic lashes.

@ChiSupreme

9. This deeply disturbing use of cosmetics.

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10. This tragically sabotaged makeup collection.

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11. This highlighter that has a permanent paw print.

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12. This sign that there is such a thing as too much foundation.

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13. These falsies that are desperately attempting to flee.

@immacReno

14. This beauty blender full of mold.

@curlydagger

15. This alarming photo of someone eating foundation.

@skin.search

16. This mom who almost glued a dead fly to her lashes.

@MCreativeCakes

17. This straight-up cakiness.

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18. This neck and face that don’t quite match up.

@jadeewen_mua

19. This assault on makeup lovers everywhere.

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20. This unfortunate lash rip.

@CieraHyatt

21. R.I.P. this brand new Too Faced palette.

@KaylynSpoon

22. These brows that are being used for jump rope.

@biancaATC

23. This phone that was used by someone who wears a lot of makeup…

@not_actuallyme

24. This driveby that left no survivors.

@bonjohnny

25. And lastly, this MAC concealer that never stood a chance.

@bridgetsframe

h/t BuzzFeed

This Guy Found Out His Girlfriend Was Using His Gym Socks To Wipe Herself And Um, What?

Relationships are full of surprises. The more time you spend with the same person the more you learn about them, especially once you’ve moved in together.

Living with your significant other teaches you a lot about who they really are—what their weird habits are, what annoys them, and sometimes you find out they have some very odd vices. So odd, in fact, that you seek advice from the internet.

At least, that’s what one boyfriend did after he discovered his girlfriend was wiping herself with his gym socks…

Redditor u/whattodobedroom recently shared a story with the online community about something very odd that happened with his girlfriend.

He titled the post: ‘I (28) think my girlfriend (26) has been using my gym socks to wipe after going to the bathroom.’

Feeling disgusted but curious, we continued reading and um, brace yourselves…

The post reads:

I don’t even know where to start with this. I’m dumbfounded. She just stormed out the house and I’m sitting on the bed asking myself A LOT of questions.

I live a pretty normal life, and I thought so did my girlfriend. We’ve been together for a few months and after things got serious, we moved in together. We started sharing a lot of the household responsibilities, but the one thing she was adamant on doing was the laundry. She would come home and find me in the bedroom getting the laundry together and would quickly ask me to go do something else. I’d come back to finish the laundry and she would have already started it. I always thought it was sweet and never her job to do it alone, but hey, if it makes her happy to do it all the time, I wouldn’t stop her.

This is where it takes a turn for the weird.

I keep all my socks and underwear in the bottom drawer of my dresser. I also go to the gym frequently, so I always keep a good supply of clean gym socks ready to go. I never kept count, but I know by just a visual glance I several pairs. This morning when I went to grab a fresh pair to pack for the gym, I noticed there were several dress socks, but no gym socks. Again, not weird, they must have been in the laundry. I went to check the laundry basket and it was empty, so I checked the washing machine and dryer. Both were empty. I couldn’t figure out where all of my gym socks had gone. So, I did the very natural thing of asking my girlfriend what had happened to them. After all, she is the one who does the laundry all the time. She went silent, turned red and ran out of the room. When I went after her to see if she was okay she wouldn’t talk to me. I told her I wasn’t mad, I was just looking for my socks. She kinda mumbled “I’ll don’t know.” I still wasn’t mad, of course, but I was super confused. Socks just don’t disappear. So I asked her again, even laughed about it and she just looked at me and got mad and said “I’ll buy you new ones!”

The first thought that went through my head was she had somehow managed to destroy my socks while washing them. I thought the sight of that was actually pretty funny, so I joked with her about ruining my socks. Wrong. Thing. To. Say. She started immediately crying. Like, full on sobbing. At this point I don’t care about the socks anymore, I want to know what’s wrong with my girlfriend. I sat down next to her on the bed and put my arm around her and asked her of she was okay. She just kept saying she was sorry and that she would buy me new socks. I tried assuring her again it was okay. Even went so far as to say I would buy new socks and she didn’t have to. I sat with her for a few minutes trying to calm her down and eventually had to get ready for work. I told her loved her and got my things together to leave for the day.

On my way out I grabbed the garbage to take outside. When I got outside I lifted the lid off the garbage can and I noticed a small plastic bag sitting on top of the garbage already in there. I could see through the bag (kind of the semi see through ones) there were socks in the bag. Since I was sure she had somehow managed to ruin the socks washing them, I wanted to see for myself. I opened the bag and immediately regretted my choice. There, inside the bag, were several pairs of my gym socks covered in what looked like poop. As soon as the smell hit me I knew it WAS POOP.

    1. We don’t own any pets.
    2. We don’t have any kids.
    3. WHOSE POOP WAS ON MY SOCKS?

Work could wait. I couldn’t go the rest of the day wondering why my gym socks were covered in poop and inside a plastic bag in the garbage can. I grabbed the bag and walked back inside. As soon as my girlfriend saw the bag she flipped out and started yelling at me. She said I shouldn’t be going through the garbage and that I was disgusting for bringing it back into the house.

I asked her to calm down and that I just wanted an answer as to why there was poop on my socks. I wasn’t blaming her of anything, but she started accusing me of blaming her. That’s when it clicked. I don’t know what it was that lead me to ask this, but everything leading up to this moment had just been so crazy. I asked her “Is this your poop?” She started sobbing again and ran out of the house. I didn’t go after her this time.

So, now I am sitting on my bed with a bag of poopy socks on the floor and a lot of questions in my head. The only conclusion is that she used them after going to the bathroom. Which that alone has its own set of questions above everything else. I sent her text asking her to come back. She hasn’t responded yet. I don’t even know what I’m going to say when (IF) she gets back.

We can imagine the author felt something like this:

Fortunately, it wasn’t long before he posted an update:

I had to leave for work and am now at work. Yes, I threw away the bag of poopy socks. She texted me back and she’s clearly embarrassed but felt she owed me an explanation. She said she didn’t want to talk about it in person and that we could discuss it over texting and to NOT bring it up in person. I’m condensing the conversation and filling in some gaps as best as I can. Her responses are super short, but I’m getting the idea.

I flat out asked her if it was a fetish. It is not a fetish. She confessed to using the socks after going to the bathroom. I found the reason she always does the laundry is because she was hiding the fact that she uses socks to wipe with, primarily her own. I had no reason to question the amount of socks she ever has because who pays attention to that kind of thing? She thought I would notice and think it was weird since she doesn’t own many socks. She admitted she has done this for a long time. Her reasoning, as best as I can understand, is that because she is a germaphobe (her word) and she is afraid toilet paper will tear and is afraid of getting her hands messy in ANY WAY. She uses socks because it covers her entire hand. After she’s done with them, she throws them away. She used mine because she didn’t have other socks.

So, my girlfriend has a fear of getting poop on her hands so she wipes with socks, and has done so for a lone time. It could be worse, I guess. I hope we can laugh about this later. I’m trying to find the humor in it now, but I’m still weirded out.

And people have a lot to say about his situation.  

Now, if you’ll excuse us, we need a minute to erase this from our brains.

h/t Reddit

This Guy Tweeted The Most Horrific Story About His Cousin’s Sugar Daddy And It’ll Leave You Saying “Holy Sh*t”

Girls always joke on social media about having a “sugar daddy.” If you’re unaware, a sugar daddy is an older guy who seeks “companionship” from a younger woman in exchange for money, clothes, cars, etc. Sometimes it’s just companionship, other times it’s…other stuff. But, there are plenty of “sugar babies” who are perfectly happy going to dinners, events and other outings with older men in exchange for a nice gift/payment. More power to you, ladies, you get yours. While it can be a great situation for all parties involved, sometimes it ends badly for everyone. One Twitter user, @JayAFoolBro told the story of his cousin and her sugar daddy and – the ending…well…just take a look.

It all started out pretty normal…


But clearly, this guy is a savage.

Right on.

Right…so…

Couple Shares Their Go-To Tipping ‘Trick’ And We Absolutely Hate Them For It

I’m not sure if any of you have ever worked as a server of any kind, but I have for a few years, and if a couple tried to pull this crap I would have set their table on fire. I think that a little bit of arson is warranted if someone tries this tipping ‘trick’ but imagine this being what you and your wife have always talked about? How sad? Not a dream house or the perfect vacation but dangling 5 dollars in front of another human being for entertainment. First of all, where did you take your wife out that a 5 dollar tip is covering? Some big baller over here, huh?

Like what is wrong with you two that this is your source of entertainment? You two miserable souls probably deserve each other. If this guy truly believes this is the way to get the best service of his life I feel bad for him. That girl has a gift of some sort because if I were WORKING and someone tried to play these games, I’d be pissed. Wouldn’t be surprised if their food had a few extra special ingredients in it but what a sad man? I have a feeling he’s not eating in the finest of establishments if his waiters mess up five times a meal. Who hurt you, my man, that this is the way you choose to act in a restaurant?

23 Attractive Women Share Why Being Pretty Isn’t Really That Great

We all assume that the people that are the richest and most beautiful have it really easy. And likely, a lot of the time it’s true. There is no wonder people are most jealous of those that are super hot and flushed with cash.

But apparently there are downfalls, especially when you’re a beautiful woman. You see, unlike attractive men, women more often get treated like sex objects rather than actual human beings. They are expected to act a certain way, and most people assume they are stupid, vapid, and promiscuous.

It’s like a lot of people forgot that lesson of “don’t judge a book by it’s cover” that was drilled into our heads as children. People assume all beautiful women are the same, and merely sex objects that people can oggle and touch as they please.

Sexual harassment is a serious issue for all women, and ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. Let’s get that part straight. We are all unique and sexy AF and deserve respect. Seriously, how is it that we have to keep saying sh*t like that? Treat women with respect, and don’t go around touching people without their consent. If you needed to hear that, then you are a major part of the problem.

These 23 women share the downfalls of being pretty:

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19 Boyfriends Who Could Not Have Failed Harder In 2018

No relationship is perfect. Everyone has their ups and downs, but sometimes the downs are very one-sided. For instance, maybe your boyfriend is continuously failing like all of these hilarious guys did in 2018. But hey, at least he’s trying, right?

1. This boyfriend who clearly got his penguins mixed up.

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2. This boyfriend who’s just a little confused about natural light.

@Colleen_Wright

3. This guy trying his best to cut up an avocado.

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4. This boyfriend who attempted to draw on his girlfriend’s eyebrows.

@m4thod2mymadnes

5. This boyfriend who was told to hang up the wet laundry.

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6. This guy who was definitely trying a little too hard.

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7. This boyfriend who was supposed to start a bath for his gf.

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8. A guy who’s way too aggressive with paper towels.

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9. This boyfriend who should probably just throw the “loufa” away.

@btozer

10. This guy who was supposed to bring his girlfriend icecream in a bowl.

@musikat54

15 Photos That Will Make You Both Impressed And Terrified Of Ballerinas

Ballet is an undeniably stunning art form and though the most talented ballerinas make it look effortless, we know there are hours upon hours of work put into every precise movement and routine.

These photos are documented proof of all the blood, sweat and tears dancers pour into their art. Take a look for yourself and you’ll probably end up feeling both impressed and wildly terrified of these kickass ballerinas. We sure are.

1. There’s no denying that ballet is magical.

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2. And though ballerinas make it look effortless…

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3. It’s far from easy.

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4. And be willing to use tools like “foot stretchers” to perfect your form.

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5. Not to mention, some seriously intense pelvic stretching.

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6. So that you can do things like this.

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7. Hours of practice will make you unbelievably strong.

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8. I mean, look at those calves.

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9. You’re practically a human spinning top.

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10. Or a graceful butterfly.

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This Guy Tweeted The Most Horrific Story About His Cousin’s Sugar Daddy And It’ll Leave You Saying “Holy Sh*t”

Girls always joke on social media about having a “sugar daddy.” If you’re unaware, a sugar daddy is an older guy who seeks “companionship” from a younger woman in exchange for money, clothes, cars, etc.

Sometimes it’s just companionship, other times it’s…other stuff. But, there are plenty of “sugar babies” who are perfectly happy going to dinners, events and other outings with older men in exchange for a nice gift/payment. More power to you, ladies, you get yours. While it can be a great situation for all parties involved, sometimes it ends badly for everyone. One Twitter user, @JayAFoolBro told the story of his cousin and her sugar daddy and – the ending…well…just take a look.

It all started out pretty normal…


But clearly, this guy is a savage.

Right on.

Right…so…

Apparently A Lot Of People Have ‘Poop Knives’ And They’re Worse Than You Think

So when I heard about this so-called ‘poop knife’ I thought it had to be a phrase from ‘Cards Against Humanity.‘ Unfortunately, I was very much mistaken. The ‘poop knife’ was shared with us by a Reddit user LearnedButt, and I’m equally confused and disgusted. This can’t be a common thing, can it? His story begins with sharing on how his family has some sort of genetically enhanced super pooping thing. I don’t know, don’t look at me. Things only seem to get stranger as the entire story begins to unfold. I’m just hoping LearnedButt, and his family is the only family with a ‘poop knife.’

[Light] My family poops big. Maybe it’s genetic, maybe it’s our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won’t flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.

Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out “hey, can you get me the poop knife”?

I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

Fast forward to 22. It’s been a day or two between poops and I’m over at my friend’s house. My friend was the local dealer and always had ‘guests’ over, because you can’t buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it’s a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife.

“My what?”

Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please.

“Wtf is a poop knife?”

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