9. Some wall art to express how you really feel.
Bey would be proud.
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8. A little teardrop plushie to help you cry it out.
Just because you’re better off doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to have a good cry about it.
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7. A new set of sheets that your ex has never slept on.
Because the old ones still smell like him, so NOPE.
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6. A wine glass holder for the bathtub.
Drinking wine in the bathtub has mysterious restorative properties, and should be done often.
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5. A curved body pillow for you to curl up against.
Takes up bed space just like your ex, except it’s more comfortable and smells better!
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4. An ice cream pint holder, complete with handle.
If you’re gonna wallow in ice cream, you might as well be efficient about it.
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3. A USB-chargeable vibrator.
I mean, if not now, WHEN??
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2. A therapeutic, sweary coloring book.
You definitely don’t have to stay inside the lines on this one.
Get it on Amazon for $6.98
1. Some balloons to remind you that being single is worth celebrating.
Welcome back to the party, sis!
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Now get out there and own it, sis!
