12.
I haven’t been to Toys R Us in over ten years but man do I miss that stinkin giraffe already
— Madison (@maddie_fats) June 28, 2018
11.
Snapshot of life in 2018 pic.twitter.com/NRsRXHeMxF
— Jill Capewell (@capeybara) June 24, 2018
10.
“why go forwards when you can go backwards?” — America, 2018
— Khushbu Shah (@KhushAndOJ) June 27, 2018
9.
So Velveeta isn’t allowed to call itself “cheese” but an unlicensed crisis pregnancy center can pretend to be a medical facility. Okay.
— Laura Sant (@mizsant) June 26, 2018
8.
Titty sweat degrees out here. I am dying.
— Kima Jones (@kima_jones) June 25, 2018
7.
if you consider eating two bags of popcorn and toaster waffles for dinner at 10:30 a nutritious meal plan then i am the epitome of health
— kelly (@kelllicopter) June 28, 2018
6.
Big Dick Energy is cool, but have you ever tried Strong Pussy Energy?
— GigiEngle (@GigiEngle) June 28, 2018
5.
what the fuck pic.twitter.com/FL14mhNE5n
— ????? ? (@Selena_Mac) June 27, 2018
4.
Every woman I know has been storing anger for years in her body and it’s starting to feel like bees are going to pour out of all of our mouths at the same time.
— Erin Keane (@eekshecried) June 28, 2018
3.
“idk man she just went crazy”
is guy-speak for “i did some shit i should probably be in jail for & she was like ‘this is unhealthy’ & left”— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) July 15, 2014
2.
The sweet woman doing my pedicure: “is the water okay:)?”
Me, attempting to be non problematic at all times as I stick my foot into water equivalent to the 8th layer of hell: “Yeah! It’s fine! :)”— t (@Tsalgado_) June 26, 2018
1.
okay so where can i donate my organs to ruth bader ginsberg
— Liz Plank (@feministabulous) June 28, 2018