The video kicks off with the voice many of us are all too familiar with: that of an angry mom.
“Girl stole a package off my front porch and I’m gonna corner her,” says mom, training the phone camera on the perp. “Yep,” she confirms, as she approaches the woman.
“What’s your name?” asks mom. “What’s your name? Did you just steal something? GIVE IT!” she says. Just as she starts to warn the thief, saying, “I’m gonna f***ing call the police,” the woman takes off.
What ensues is a full minute and a half of mom running after thief, asking for her stolen Amazon package back.
“I’ve got you on camera b*tch, give me the f***ing thing, NOW!” she yells. Then: “I’m taping you!”
They continue running. The thief yells back, “Leave me alone lady, I didn’t take anything!” as she runs down the street past parked cars.
“Yes you did, I saw you!” says mom
“No you didn’t” says perp.
“Yes I did! Get your ass back here right now! You’re on tape, and you’re in trouble, now give it to me!”
At this point, a very loud and disorienting wind chime noise appears in the video. “Why are you stealing stuff???” yells mom again, to which the thief replies, “I’m homeless lady!”
Somebody stole her Amazon package and she tracked her down! Don't fuck with my mom ? pic.twitter.com/X29RzXu0uK
— Atokad (@D_Swizzle22) December 20, 2018
If the woman expected sympathy, she was sorely disappointed.
“I don’t give a sh*t, you’re stealing stuff off my front porch, now GET OVER HERE NOW!” yells mom as she continues to jog after the woman.
“Throw it down, and I’ll delete this! THROW IT DOWN! DO YOU HEAR ME?” she yells, now panting heavily. This seems to have
The perp finally slows down, and hands what appears to be an empty Crock Pot brand duffel bag (??? I rewatched it 5 times and this was all I could come up with) to the mom while apologizing.
Mom had some choice parting words to the package thief.
“You f***ed with the wrong person, b*tch! What’s wrong with you, a**hole? What else you got? I know there’s something else in there?”
Then: “Good luck!”
People on Twitter were tickled over the end of the video, particularly mom’s sincere-sounding “good luck!”:
“Good luck” at the end has me rolling
— Mariconazgûl (@HerrOzzy) December 21, 2018
Lmfaoo “good luck!” And it sound so sincere.
— Q.P. (@50ShadesOfQway) December 21, 2018
— Ant??? (@liluziant) December 21, 2018
Ok but she wished her good luck at the end lmao https://t.co/12aODIcO7o
— Queen LaDeefa (@It_Aint__ME) December 21, 2018
Your mom at the end was basically like pic.twitter.com/E8ttKQPRQn
— Daniel Aubry (@Aubs89) December 21, 2018
It really came down to who was gonna stop jogging first ?
— Bre Jackson (@msjackson_2u) December 21, 2018
"I gotchu on camera bish!!!"
— LimaAlpha (@LimaAlpha) December 21, 2018
Mom power pic.twitter.com/kw0nWGNeH1
— MelBtOast (@MelBtOast7) December 21, 2018
Some theorized about the wind-chimes sound effect:
I know the sound of those windchimes, yall got that “RING” motion sensor on your doorbell ? (I do too.)
— göd. (@telltido) December 21, 2018
That chime was a speed booster kicking in
— Silent But Dobre (@DobreTweets) December 21, 2018
The Crock Pot bag remains a mystery.
Wait but what was it ??? That bag ???
— kushie??? (@OGKUSHGIRL) December 21, 2018
all for a crockpot bag? i’m confused?
— carl (@carleyy_franco) December 21, 2018
Did she do it all for a crockpot carrier?
— Penelope? (@heckinpenelope) December 21, 2018
wait…was that a crockpot bag?? lmfaoo https://t.co/T2Cp2jyBsN
— makenna. (@rnakenna) December 21, 2018
y'all… its a damn crockpot bag that you carry the crockpot in to the damn potluck and she chased her down I am screaming https://t.co/qFu3padDiR
— peach goddess (@xpeachxgoddessx) December 21, 2018