Nobody just goes to Chipotle. You're either a fan or you're not, and if you're a fan, then you can probably relate to most of these signs that you'll never be over them:
- Feeling an obligation to read and watch everything that has Chipotle in the title
- Texting everyone you know to see who wants to go to chipotle
- Feeling like V.I.P when you order ahead and get to cut the whole line
- And feeling even more special when you order off the secret menu
- Feeling as though you need to scream over the glass when in reality they can hear you just fine
- Thinking you’re being healthy by getting a bowl instead of burrito
- Getting personally offended when someone says they don't like Chipotle
- You won’t even waste your time with someone who thinks Qdoba is better
- Asking for a water cup but then getting soda, you give Chipotle enough of your money, you deserve a free drink
- When they ask you if you're sure you want guac cause it's extra and you laugh because you'd sell an arm for that guac
- Shaking your head in disappointment when someone completely unravels the foil from their burrito to eat it. Amateur move.
- Hating when you're the only one to get chips, now you have to share with everyone
- Getting angry at your friends who save the rest for later
- And getting even angrier when they eat those leftovers in front of you
- Correcting your parents for how they say Chipotle for the millionth time
- Promising that you need to take a break from Chipotle but then someone asks to go and you physically can't say no