Being a chick who’s one of the guys has pro’s and cons. Regardless guys make the best of friends, they are honest, and drama free. They will never go shopping with you but hey, at least they will never sleep with your boyfriend.
- You understand the male mentality, which makes you a smart dater. You smell the cheaters, and douche bags from a mile away because one of your bro’s is a player, and you know his tricks.
- You may also be a bit of a cynic because you have seen these guys do it all.
- It really is nice to sit back in some baggy shorts once in a while with your hair in a messy bun, kicked back on smoeone’s couch watching the game and eating a slice of pizza without being judged, or having your every move sexualized.
- Your homeboys ward off all cat callers and creepers, but they also intentionally, and unintentionally cock block the good guys.
- Your guy friends are always surprised to see you in make up, a dress, heels, or anything that resembles femininity…
- And whenever you try to be hot, or feminine, they never take you seriously.
- When you decide to date a guy, you know how to be his girlfriend, and best friend.
- You can always pass your boy friend through you guy friends for screening…
- Which could be good or bad because some of them are a bit over protective of you.
- Their girlfriends hate you because you’re always around, and they secretly, misguidedly think your planning to steal their boy friend, but yuck, he’s like a brother to you.
- It really sucks to befriend their girlfriends. They always expect you to take her side because you are also a female, but loyalty for your guy friend runs deep.
- If by an off chance you do develop feelings for one of the guys, its the worst, because no matter how hard you try you are un-datable.
- They are always asking you to hook them up with a hot chick, or be a female wingman…
- And your actually the best wingman because the chicks theyr’e trying to bag trust you more than them.
- You have become their Lord of the Ladies. They constantly come to you for girlfriend advice.
- You know all of the taboo topics like periods, and you try not to ruin their crushes by telling them that girl at the bar had fake tits, and eyelashes.
- You end up sitting through hours of mindless convo’s about asses and tit’s.
- Outsiders occasionally assume your sleeping with one of the guys, or that your someone’s girlfriend.
- They aren’t generally emotional with each other. So on the occasion that something makes them go soft, they suddenly remember that your in fact a girl, and it’s now your job to have deep and meaningful convo’s with them.
- Your boyfriends are constantly questioning your friendship with them, no matter how much you say “he’s like a brother to me”.
- Thanks to your guy friends you’re made of steel, because they don’t give a fuck about your feelings, and are always blunt.