1. SHE’S A RARE BREED, YOU’LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER
Honestly, if you’re lucky enough to find a girl who shares your love for football, marry her. These types of women are hard to come by, and trust me, you’ll never find another like her.
2. YOU’LL NEVER GET IN TROUBLE FOR WATCHING THE GAME
She’ll most likely already be on the couch with the cold beer and wings waiting for kickoff. Need I say more?
3. SHE’S MORE APPROACHABLE TO YOUR FOOTBALL BUDDIES
If she’s real knowledgable, she’ll probably talk game with them, she could probably teach them a lesson or two.
4. SHE’LL INDULGE IN YOUR FANTASY FOOTBALL HABITS
If your girl plays fantasy football, and she’s good at it .. why isn’t she already your wife?
5. SHE WON’T GET MAD AT YOU WHEN YOU GO TO GAMES OVER FAMILY FUNCTIONS
To be honest, she’s probably more interested in going to the game than the family function. If she’s really into footbal, she probably bought the tickets. That’s love.
6. YOU’LL ALWAYS HAVE A PERSON TO ATTEND GAMES WITH
Never again will you have to try and find a friend to go with you, or have to choose between a ton of friends who’s gonna get your extra ticket. Simple, it’s her.
7. IF YOU DON’T ROOT FOR THE SAME TEAM, YOU’LL ALWAYS HAVE SOMEONE TO FRIENDLY FIGHT WITH
Given she doesn’t take it to heart. *PROCEED WITH CAUTION*
8. SHE’LL ROOT FOR YOUR TEAM AS LONG AS YOU ROOT FOR HERS
Alls fair in love and war.
9. YOU’LL ALWAYS HAVE A ROADTRIP PARTNER FOR THOSE CLOSE ROAD GAMES
Roadtrips, New Stadiums, Football, do I even have to explain more?
10. SOMEONE ELSE WILL IF YOU DON’T
A woman with all that important, football knowledge, if you don’t wife her up, someone else surely will. (DONT BE A FUCKBOY)