1. Jess: You always see the worst in people. Nick: Yeah because people are the worst.
2. Do you know what sucks about getting older? Your friends have known you way too long. They got too much on you. I want to have friends to still lie to me because they don’t want to hurt my feelings. I sadly kind of mean that.
3. I really like when a rap song uses a choir. It makes me feel really happy with all those ladies’ voices coming and then the guy's rapping. I think it’s awesome.
4. This place is fancy, and I don’t which fork to kill myself with.
5. Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.
6. I’m not convinced I know how to read. I’ve just memorized a lot of words
7. I like getting older, I feel like I’m aging into my personality.
8. I know this isn’t going to end well, but the middle part is going to be awesome.
9. I’m very poor. Having a checking account would be an honor.
10. What is money anyway? It’s just paper that some king on a mountain said was worth something. Gold, I understand, it’s shiny. You can make jewelry out of it.
11. I’ve got two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms.